Comments on: #448 – Daemonic On Arrival

By: tommonius

tommonius — Sun, 08 Feb 2015 15:11:56 +0000

I wonder if it is the same Demon who just keeps coming back to them?

By: Mr. Vareel

Mr. Vareel — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 08:05:28 +0000

I haven’t seen anybody mention it (doesn’t mean nobody has, I just haven’t seen it), so I will. The [in universe] reason why toasters are so easily possessed is the related to (or, as I’m going to guess, because of) the toaster-like shape of Fernex’s shoulders/upper arms, right?

By: keemew2

keemew2 — Sun, 05 Jan 2014 00:45:05 +0000

Lol. Of course he baught the cheap one. My question is why does THEIR toaster get possessed all the time? Or do all cheap taosters get possessed.

By: GamemasterAnthony

GamemasterAnthony — Sat, 11 May 2013 06:36:52 +0000

I so freaking dare that “YEAH TOAST” guy to play on that toaster.

By: MegaDISia

MegaDISia — Sat, 11 May 2013 06:30:39 +0000

But he was so close to the truth xD Nostalgia takes possession of the minds of people

By: Virus

Virus — Sat, 11 May 2013 02:57:30 +0000

What decade are we in where it’s a Game Boy? It is a 3DS XL.

By: Tal

Tal — Fri, 10 May 2013 17:10:40 +0000

One of the most entertaining stories I ever heard was when a backwoods friend of mine found a toaster in the woods and created a toaster flail…

I wonder what damage you could do with a demonic toaster flail.

By: Flabort

Flabort — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:43:44 +0000

Is it too late to get a refund?

By: Cheshire

Cheshire — Thu, 09 May 2013 06:00:55 +0000

That, or they keep the possessed ones for high value to the machine god devotees. It saves them the trouble of making the summoning circle of iron, bolts, copper wire and sacrificial batteries.

Salesman – “I have shelves of them! Good deal! Freshly sinned for burning the innocent yeast! Two and you can have a hearty breakfast or five and you can start your crusade for the god of blue screens! CHEAP!”

Eastwood – “SOLD!”

By: ren9999

ren9999 — Thu, 09 May 2013 01:53:18 +0000

i wonder if theyve tried to get it to behave by using a shop grade bench grinder on it every time it misbehaves… if not… i could tell you what i did to my last toster… but u would need a truck, acetylene torch, and maybe some fireworks to blow it up