Comments on: #463 – First World Cultist Problems http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/ Mon, 11 May 2026 14:18:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 By: keemew2 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11852 keemew2 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 03:21:11 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11852 And Virus gets props! Whoot! Course...Rogue looses some for trying to steal his thunder. And Virus gets props! Whoot! Course…Rogue looses some for trying to steal his thunder.

]]> By: DHGM http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11189 DHGM Wed, 25 Sep 2013 03:05:23 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11189 Ah, "Magnificent Bastard", my favorite trope. Ah, “Magnificent Bastard”, my favorite trope.

]]> By: Asterus http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11110 Asterus Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:59:24 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11110 Oh, I know. I just found the possibility that people in-universe would be willing to describe it, but never manage to do so on-panel to be hilarious. Either that, or the possibility that Virus knew where that sentence was going, and actively intervened on purpose. Oh, I know. I just found the possibility that people in-universe would be willing to describe it, but never manage to do so on-panel to be hilarious. Either that, or the possibility that Virus knew where that sentence was going, and actively intervened on purpose.

]]> By: Maverick MoPete http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11083 Maverick MoPete Mon, 09 Sep 2013 08:20:00 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11083 To Copypasta Myself: The reason why we'll never find out why Virus isn't allowed to drive vehicles: "But then it wouldn’t be a Noodle Incident anymore. Part of what makes that joke funny is that it’s left to our imaginations what Virus could have possibly done that’s so bad that he’d be banned from driving any moving vehicle. With all due respect to the guys who make this comic, I don’t think anything they’d come up with could be anywhere near as good as what we could imagine it to be." To Copypasta Myself: The reason why we’ll never find out why Virus isn’t allowed to drive vehicles:

“But then it wouldn’t be a Noodle Incident anymore. Part of what makes that joke funny is that it’s left to our imaginations what Virus could have possibly done that’s so bad that he’d be banned from driving any moving vehicle. With all due respect to the guys who make this comic, I don’t think anything they’d come up with could be anywhere near as good as what we could imagine it to be.”

]]> By: spike http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11075 spike Sun, 08 Sep 2013 08:07:01 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11075 that sounded better in my head... that sounded better in my head…

]]> By: spike http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11072 spike Sun, 08 Sep 2013 06:52:47 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11072 T̩o̝͙̱͝ ͖̬̗̰̤̦̱i͏̩̠̪̖̭̘ͅn̗͠v̮͙̤o̻̟̯̬͎͉̜͢k̞̗͘e͘ ̞t͎̟̪͎͎͎h͇̜̰̭͔é͈̞̥̰ ̷̼̠̙̦h̝̰̤̙i͖̦̗̭v̮̩e̴̖-̙̠̹͡ͅm͔i̵̥̰̻̩͚̲͚n̙̩͖̺̞͚̦d͏͙ ̻͙̀re̡̠̯͔̬̻̼̩p̯̪͡r͏̠̬̞e͇͚̜̹͔͘s͓͠e͙͙̳n͞t̹͓͔i͎̱̙͝n̩̳̝͖͉g̣̞̯̲̯̭ ̣c̱̞̳̞̤͡ͅh̭̙̥̟̘̝͚a̝̣͞o̻͓s̩̮͚̖̳̞̱.̶̱̣ ͚̦̹̠̰̻̞I͉n̛̼̩̩v̫̱o̶͈͕̩͔k̲͙̞i̯n̮g͍̙̳̱̘ ̷̙t̨̫͉̫̱h̪̠͖̤̮̳e̯̩̞ ͏̝f̧̗͚͉̣e̹͇̲e̦̦͓̫͉͓l͔̘͉̥i҉͚͈̰̲̮͕ng̲̩̰̦̱ͅ ̟̜͉̘o̵͖̙͓͍͍͕̦f̗̺̩̰̩̖̮́ ̥̹̠̰c̨̺̖̰͎͎̦̱h̶͓̦̤͔͇͍a͎̳̲͈̠͚͜o̗͕͙̦̘̗͜ͅṣ̤͓͜.͖̟͕̬͖ ̶̣̻̠̝̣W̱̱͉̞͎̺į̯̪t̰̱͓̺̰͡h̛͖̣͚ ̘̫o̧̱̗̱̯͎u̪̲̻̤̗̩t̞ ̖̼ơ̬̫̣̜r̙̱͠ḑ͕̖͇̥̞̻̤e͚̰͉͓r̰̲̘.̀ ̗̲̩͚̦͍͍T͈̙̖h̴̬̝̯̹̠̟͙e̟̼̟̗̫̙͟ ̢̪̱̞̰͍ͅͅN̺̼e̱̘͞z͇̺͔̙͈̹͖p̴̱̰̗e̪̺̤r̲̜̮̬̕d̸̼̺i͜a̖̭͎n ̥͍̕ḩ̜͙̫̹̫ͅị̤v̖̦e̺̼̮̣-̨͓͇̺͕͈͍m͚̞͙͔͓̪i͢n͇̗̟̘d̶͕̘͓͕ ̞͎͓̭͖̭͞o̼f̱͙͉̹̺ͅ ̴̲̜̙c͖͚̹ḫ̭̳̳̼̹a̸̮os͏̝.̘̘̠̺ ͇̯̙̠̖͠Z̗̲̜a̳̮̥̙͇̻̗̕l̷ģ̪̱̩̻ͅó.͈̭̺̤͓́ͅ ̟͉̖H͇̞͇̣͙ͅe̙̯͍͘ ̫̳̪̕w̷̜h̛o̟͔̙͔͍̰͘ ̪̜̼W̻̪̦̖a̶̼̥̜̦í̹͚̲̞̥t̬̳͕s̸͚ͅ ̡͇̞̪͎̭̜̣B͚͈͈̻e̺͖̰̬̥h̰͚̯̙̬i͎̠ͅn̛̞̭̖͍̖͈ḏ̖̳̥̝ ̷͇̹͈T̬͈́h̻̳͚̻̝̭e̡͉͕̪͓̠̻̠ ̬̲̫W͉a҉͎͇̻͎͚̻̝l͟l͎͔͇̘̬̲̳̀.̡͕̮ͅ ̙Z̤̗̣A͙̰LG̢O͚̣!̫ thank you boredom, along with being easily amused, for making this waste of time and typing possible T̩o̝͙̱͝ ͖̬̗̰̤̦̱i͏̩̠̪̖̭̘ͅn̗͠v̮͙̤o̻̟̯̬͎͉̜͢k̞̗͘e͘ ̞t͎̟̪͎͎͎h͇̜̰̭͔é͈̞̥̰ ̷̼̠̙̦h̝̰̤̙i͖̦̗̭v̮̩e̴̖-̙̠̹͡ͅm͔i̵̥̰̻̩͚̲͚n̙̩͖̺̞͚̦d͏͙ ̻͙̀re̡̠̯͔̬̻̼̩p̯̪͡r͏̠̬̞e͇͚̜̹͔͘s͓͠e͙͙̳n͞t̹͓͔i͎̱̙͝n̩̳̝͖͉g̣̞̯̲̯̭ ̣c̱̞̳̞̤͡ͅh̭̙̥̟̘̝͚a̝̣͞o̻͓s̩̮͚̖̳̞̱.̶̱̣
͚̦̹̠̰̻̞I͉n̛̼̩̩v̫̱o̶͈͕̩͔k̲͙̞i̯n̮g͍̙̳̱̘ ̷̙t̨̫͉̫̱h̪̠͖̤̮̳e̯̩̞ ͏̝f̧̗͚͉̣e̹͇̲e̦̦͓̫͉͓l͔̘͉̥i҉͚͈̰̲̮͕ng̲̩̰̦̱ͅ ̟̜͉̘o̵͖̙͓͍͍͕̦f̗̺̩̰̩̖̮́ ̥̹̠̰c̨̺̖̰͎͎̦̱h̶͓̦̤͔͇͍a͎̳̲͈̠͚͜o̗͕͙̦̘̗͜ͅṣ̤͓͜.͖̟͕̬͖
̶̣̻̠̝̣W̱̱͉̞͎̺į̯̪t̰̱͓̺̰͡h̛͖̣͚ ̘̫o̧̱̗̱̯͎u̪̲̻̤̗̩t̞ ̖̼ơ̬̫̣̜r̙̱͠ḑ͕̖͇̥̞̻̤e͚̰͉͓r̰̲̘.̀
̗̲̩͚̦͍͍T͈̙̖h̴̬̝̯̹̠̟͙e̟̼̟̗̫̙͟ ̢̪̱̞̰͍ͅͅN̺̼e̱̘͞z͇̺͔̙͈̹͖p̴̱̰̗e̪̺̤r̲̜̮̬̕d̸̼̺i͜a̖̭͎n ̥͍̕ḩ̜͙̫̹̫ͅị̤v̖̦e̺̼̮̣-̨͓͇̺͕͈͍m͚̞͙͔͓̪i͢n͇̗̟̘d̶͕̘͓͕ ̞͎͓̭͖̭͞o̼f̱͙͉̹̺ͅ ̴̲̜̙c͖͚̹ḫ̭̳̳̼̹a̸̮os͏̝.̘̘̠̺ ͇̯̙̠̖͠Z̗̲̜a̳̮̥̙͇̻̗̕l̷ģ̪̱̩̻ͅó.͈̭̺̤͓́ͅ
̟͉̖H͇̞͇̣͙ͅe̙̯͍͘ ̫̳̪̕w̷̜h̛o̟͔̙͔͍̰͘ ̪̜̼W̻̪̦̖a̶̼̥̜̦í̹͚̲̞̥t̬̳͕s̸͚ͅ ̡͇̞̪͎̭̜̣B͚͈͈̻e̺͖̰̬̥h̰͚̯̙̬i͎̠ͅn̛̞̭̖͍̖͈ḏ̖̳̥̝ ̷͇̹͈T̬͈́h̻̳͚̻̝̭e̡͉͕̪͓̠̻̠ ̬̲̫W͉a҉͎͇̻͎͚̻̝l͟l͎͔͇̘̬̲̳̀.̡͕̮ͅ
̙Z̤̗̣A͙̰LG̢O͚̣!̫

thank you boredom, along with being easily amused, for making this waste of time and typing possible

]]> By: Midwestmutt http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11069 Midwestmutt Sun, 08 Sep 2013 01:49:26 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11069 I wish Virus had not interrupted Simmons. I think we were about to hear why he is not allowed to drive anything. I wish Virus had not interrupted Simmons. I think we were about to hear why he is not allowed to drive anything.

]]> By: Cobalt http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11068 Cobalt Sat, 07 Sep 2013 20:30:32 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11068 Fractal loops and nested IF-statements? Fractal loops and nested IF-statements?

]]> By: destiny http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11066 destiny Sat, 07 Sep 2013 14:01:20 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11066 wich brings me to my next question. how the heck does one but copy their but while wearing a cloak or whatever those cultists are wearing as main uniform. wich brings me to my next question.
how the heck does one but copy their but while wearing a cloak or whatever those cultists are wearing as main uniform.

]]> By: destiny http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11067 destiny Sat, 07 Sep 2013 14:01:20 +0000 http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2013-09-02/comic/the-phone-book-of-the-dead/first-world-cultist-problems/#comment-11067 wich brings me to my next question. how the heck does one but copy their but while wearing a cloak or whatever those cultists are wearing as main uniform. wich brings me to my next question.
how the heck does one but copy their but while wearing a cloak or whatever those cultists are wearing as main uniform.

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