There should be some new fan art this week, as I think Virus said he was going to upload some. If not I’ll do it later.

Right something that annoys me, lately in the UK we have been BOMBARDED with “The Top 100 *insert something here* Moments” or “The Best Children’s TV Moments”. If anyone who reads this works at any British TV station, I want to tell you something.

I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCKING HELL YOU DEEM TO BE THE TOP 40 CHAT SHOW MOMENTS YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER WANKERS.

What I DO give a shit about is what you think are the top 100 scary TV and film moments. I watched this one out of boredom and lack of being able to sleep, and apparently their audience though that “Here’s Johnny” from Stanley Kubricks “The Shining” was the scariest movie moment ever.

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT. I can think of at least 10 different scenes from that movie that were much more frightening. I also think that “The Exorcist” is not “scary” just plain FUCKED UP and disgusting. You want a scary film? How about the film “Event Horizon” where people (Sam Neil and Nameless Extra) are ripping their own fucking EYES out?! Oh wait, Event Horizon wasn’t even on the bloody list, at all,wankers. You know what is also scary? The fact I slept fine after seeing all of these films.

But I will give you the scariest film in all creation:


RUN FOR YOU GOD DAMN LIVES! Seriously, even some of the cast are running away from it in that picture.

Oh and while I am here, one more thing.

STOP EMAILING AND INSTANT MESSAGING ME FOR ART ADVICE, I’M THE FUCKING WRITER, NOT THE ARTIST. YOU WANT ART ADVICE? GO TO VIRUS OR SILVERSWORD DAMNIT!

Thats all from me for now.

Lothar