So here’s a funny picture instead.

“After murdering his stage partner Rod Hull, Emu narrowly escapes capture by the ‘not-quite-long-enough’ arm of the law”

About 3 people will have gotten this British-in-joke. And I also realise it’s an Ostrich, not an Emu, but Rod Hull didn’t beat up Parkinson with an Ostrich puppet on live TV so I wouldn’t have been able to do that joke now would I?

Oh sod you all then.