Well I did have a short rant Virus, but I forgot to type the bugger up before I went to bed.

I recently purchased Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords (Why dogames have to have so many subtitles/subheadings?) and I completed it on with the Dark Side ending. While playing it East noted that apart of it is set in an underground lair of one of the last Jedi, which is in an undergroubnd water treatment facility, yet there were no toilets. I took this one step further and releaised that in the Star Wars Universe, TOILETS DO NOT EXIST!

Think about it, in any Star Wars related media, a character has NEVER needed to use the toilet, EVER. All the movies, comics, books, games etc. were minus toilets, or toilets even being mentioned. This I find disturbing. People still eat and drink in the movies, so obviously they need to dispose of the waste after they’ve digested, so where the fuck does it all go?

Then I thought about Midochlorians, the tiny creatures that make up the force (hears hundrerds of Star Wars geeks cry out), and the reason why toilets don’t exist presented itself. Midochlorians feed on shit and urine. Think about it, no toilets, so these people HAVE to go somewhere, so after taking a dump/piss in the street, the Midochlorians immediately eat it. Jedi and Sith have a more private system, allowing the Midochlorians to live up their arses and feed on the shit and urine before it leaves their body.

I can’t be bothered going on about this anymore, as I’ve just woken up. Later.