Little bit of a break from the storyline this week inform you guys of the new “The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction” game and quite frankly, this comic couldn’t wait till after the storyline. I would tell you my thoughts on the game, but my review will be going up on Gamestyle.net soon enough, so I’ll just link you to that when it’s up, K?

We have five new pieces of fan art today from Lady Katana, 1 of each of the main EN cast members. Eastwood, Rogue, Virus, and finally Lothar. Thanks LK. The fifth piece is from Shox and I liked it so much I’m using it as my signature on any forums that’ll allow it here it is.

As with most 20 year old males, I have a credit card. A VISA Barclaycard from Barclays to be honest (Barclays is a bank here in the U.K for all our uneducated American readers. And don’t fucking email me about that “uneducated” bit, it refers to the fact you know FUCK ALL about the UK and quite frankly, if I have to have your fucking elections shoved down my throat via our news programmes every four years you could at least LEARN THE NAME OF SOME OF OUR OTHER POLITICIANS THAT AREN’T TONY BLAIR, or some other aspects of British life. And watching “The Office” doesn’t count, now shush and keep reading). Now the reason I tell you this is because, on it, it has a picture of a HUGE BLUE EYEBALL. Not one of those holograms that prove it’s a real card, I mean the card is actually a picture of this eyeball.

Now I ask Barclays this question, WHY? Seriously, what earthly reason is there to put a fucking EYEBALL on my card? Did you all sit down in a board meeting and think that was a good idea? “Say let’s put a pointless image on our card, why you say? Because I’M COMPLETELY FUCKING OFF MY TITS DUE TO HUGE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION! GWEEBLE!” I suppose it’s supposed to have some clever meaning like “we’re watching you, WHY AREN’T YOU USING THE DAMN CARD, WE’LL EAT YOUR FUTURE BABIES IF YOU DO NOT USE IT!”

It’s not just Barclays that have stupid pictures on their cards, there’s a credit card company called “Goldfish” that has, yes you guessed it, a goldfish on their own card. I mean really, what is the point in that? Perhaps it has something to do with the widely held belief that goldfish have a memory of mere seconds, so the company must hope the same of their customers as well. “Oh I’ll just put this on my card…and this, and this, and this, and this nthisnthisnthishnthisnthis and that too PLASTIC FANTASTIC ORGASM!” Pity the debt collectors have good long memories, ey?

Finally, I think I have found the stupidest credit cards…EVER.

Seriously, you might as well tattoo “I AM A VIRGIN” on your forehead if you get one of these.