I have to get up BEFORE 8am every single day for University. So you can shut it you drop-out.

No I haven’t written an update. Why? Because it’s end of term time for University and that means ESSAYS! So tough crap.

I will inform you that I purchased a Nintendo DS for myself, with 3 games. Here’s a quick summary of those games:

1) Mario Kart, good for online…and nothing else really.
2) Sonic Rush, good fun but short and sloppy level design that smashes you into enemies straight after a boost pad is annoying.
3) Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Addictive, entertaining, and using the touch screen makes sense for this. My only real niggle is the FOUR fucking different tank units. Jesus Nintendo/Intelligent System, do we really need four different kinds of tank? I thought you were stretching it at two in Advance Wars 1. Does designing new tanks give you erections?

Also, I can’t play games like Mario Kart and Rush, which need both hands being used in the “normal” GameBoy way, for too long. Everything is to cramped together for my big hands, and the bottom corners dig into my palms. Stupid Nintendo and their sharp corners.

And now, I haven’t bought an Xbox 360 which was released in the UK today. I’m waiting for there to be more games I wanna play, a price drop, and when they come to their senses about the game prices. £50 per game? You can fuck off right now Microsoft. All of these things will probably happen when the PS3 gets released. And no, I don’t want a PS3.

There, that’s your lot for this week. Enjoy the comic.