…that I didn’t get impersonated too :p Haha, it’s like looking into a retardo mirror that makes everything seem retarded. Aw, but I shouldn’t laugh at the pitiful creatures. All such cretinous art thieves should undergo rehabilitation: rounded up, neutered, and found loving homes.

In other comedic news:

NOTE TO NINTENDO JAPAN:
Prior to announcing it, please check with your international branches to make sure your new name for your console doesn’t have embarrassing connotations in other languages.

So ‘Wii’ huh? I thought Nintendo said it wasn’t getting involved with the next gen pissing contest.