While Virus is busy being lazy and not doing the comic AGAIN, I thought I’d just let you know that you’re gonna have to get someone else to hit him with the “Artist Motivation Device” next week, cos I won’t be here.

Starting Monday I’m buggering off to America for a week to visit my beautiful girlfriend Raye.

That’s it.

Oh are you waiting for a funny rant or something? Scroll down the page to see it.

There is no rant you numbnut.