Last week I ranted on the lack of things I wanted to rant about.
But here’s something I do want to rant about.
PEOPLE SENDING ME ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS TO RANT ABOUT, INCLUDING THEIR OWN ORIGINAL PIECES OF WRITING
If you’re sending me your own piece of writing just so I can tear it to pieces it doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in your ability and subsequently I’m just gonna dump it in my email’s trash bin. OK? Good.
On a more serious and less infuriating note, Qeeko, a dear friend of EN has had some trouble. Basically her computer blew up and it’s going to cost 2000 Australian dollars to fix. The exchange rate on the Australian dollar is really good right now (£1 = $2.5), so I was hoping our fans from across the world could contribute a quid or so each in order to get it fixed…and so she can draw the damn picture she promised me. But be warned, if I get ANY fucking emails from people saying “Oh I’d love to donate but I can’t” I will hunt you down, murder you in your sleep and use your skin to make a nice new leather interior for my dad’s car, complete with a matching set of luggage. It’s not useful at all to hear you say this so don’t bother.
If you can donate however, please click the paypal button below. Thank you very much for your kind donation.
I would go on longer but my fiancé Raquel is visiting for two weeks and is currently upstairs and waiting for me to join her in bed…so we can watch the entire first season of Scrubs on DVD.
Shut up.
