There’re a few reasons for this, my job sucks and leaves me tired, which is detrimental to creativity, plus I have about 3 bajillion things I wanna write for various reasons and can never pick one to work on. EN scripts, stories for friends, reviews for Gamestyle, (Pro-G/VideoGamers.com can go fuck themselves since they took all the contributors off their staff page yet still have their reviews up, I wonder if I can ask them to remove them since I’m getting sod all credit). The final and arguably most ambitious project I want to write is my novel.

Yes, I am attempting to write a novel. It was going better last year, as this year due to some depression and now the job I’ve barely done any work on it. I’m up to chapter 12 of 25+ (not necessarily going to stick to the chapter format, just makes it easier for organisational purposes during the actual writing process.) What I don’t want to happen is to become one of the annoying fuckers who keep saying they’ll write a book, but never do. Hell even if I don’t get it published after finishing it (more than likely to be honest, though I could just be saying that to get some sycophantic fans to kiss my arse…like I have any. Am I still doing it? Possibly. Jesus I could go on for ages trying to act all modest and I have no idea if I’m actually trying to get some encouragement from EN fans or just spouting out my thoughts. I’m quite a narcissistic person so in all honesty it’s probably the former. I would just ignore everything that’s appeared in these brackets if I was you. Although that’s getting difficult as I seem to have typed all most as much in here as is in the main update text. I’ll stop now, thank you for indulging my stupid ego). And I bet now that I’ve mentioned it, somebody will email me telling me I suck. Which is probably true (sorry, doing it again).

Any who, so yeah. I don’t know why I’m typing this. I was originally going to put up something with how fucking annoying those “DVD piracy is a crime” things on legitimate DVD’s are (STOP PUNISHING YOUR CUSTOMERS YOU IDIOTIC CORPORATE SUITS!), but in truth I just can’t be bothered.

Hmm, sums up my life really. Can’t be bothered. It’ll probably on my headstone. “Garry Webber. Nice lad. Couldn’t be bothered.”