If anyone here is a fan of “Bonus Time Comics”, yes I’m talking to both of you. You may want to go here to learn some truth’s about the racist cunt who creates it.

Well onto my usual brand of news post bullshit now. Last week I passed my driving test, and it’s cool as I;m out driving by myself now. Now I got to know, do people forget tod rive after their tests?

I’ve seen people cut across 3 lanes of traffic on a 70 MPH motorway, without signalling and going at at least 90. People WHO BLOCK OF THE FUCKING ROAD IN A PARKING AREA MAKING YOU GO AROUND THEM, THEN BEEPING YOU AS YOU DO IT. Seriously, they’re creating the obstruction, forcing me to drive across the empty parking space’s to exit, and somehow they think they have the right to fucking honk their fucking horn at me? LOVE THE LOGIC STEPHEN HAWKING. And no it was not Stephen Hawking who I had to drive past. Though that’d be sweet, he probably has some sort of giant robot mech car that eat’s smaller, less intelligent cars. And a cool robot voice.

Also I have discovered that the rules of the road do not apply to Taxi drivers. They can go through red lights, or if they do stop they go right over the line or, turn corners in the wrong lanes, do U-Turns where ever the hell they want, never have to signal, cause road obstructions, and generally do whatever the fuck they feel like. Are these men’s some sort of Driving God’s that don’t have to obey the rules because they are just for us mere mortals? More likely they’re just pricks.

Oh and “Combine Harvester” by The Wurzels is THE BEST SONG IN ALL CREATION!