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Yes, I know, I haven’t done a comic in months.

June 1st, 2005 | by Silversword

On the one hand, it sucks. Oh the other, Uni has this precedence, you know?

Tune in next friday for our #100 animated special though.

Silversword

Warning! Sharp things may be sharp!

May 31st, 2005 | by Lothar

OK, I know we’ve been dicking you guys around a LOT lately, what with shitloads of filler and such, but hopefully this should be the last time we do it for now. Virus and Silv should be able to start supplying comics again next week. And Silv especially better, he hasn’t done a comic in MONTHS, lazy bastard :P.
Again, sorry about this, but it should be the last time. And we have a very special FLASH edition of EN for issue 100 on friday, so come see that.
Now then:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/30/pointy_knives_can_kill/

“The British Medical Journal has discovered something which may have escaped the attention of the less well-informed reader: that long pointy knives are sharp and can be stuck into people thereby causing them damage or even provoking a death-related incident.

The solution? Oblige long pointy knife manufacturers to make the knives less pointy by rounding off the tips.

Yes indeed, that’s the conclusion of docs Emma Hern, Will Glazebrook and Mike Beckett of the West Middlesex University Hospital in London, according to a NY Times report. They note with concern that “the rate of violent crime in Britain rose nearly 18 per cent from 2003 to 2004, and that in the first two weeks of 2005, 15 killings and 16 nonfatal attacks involved stabbings”.

Dr Hern says: “We came up with the idea and tossed it into the pot to get people talking about crime reduction.” She adds: “Whether it’s a sensible solution to this problem or not, I’m not sure.”

No further comment from us is required, but suffice it to say we look forward to proposals for the rubber housebrick (a common bludgeoning weapon), the papier mache baseball bat (ditto) and the soft plastic claw hammer (ditto). ®”

Do I really have to tell you how phenomanally stupid this is?

Lothar

Quiz time.

May 27th, 2005 | by Silversword

Tuesday’s update appears to have vanished into the ether somewhere. Sorry about that. Friday’s update might be delayed as well. Bloody Uni work.
In the meantime, you can play with this Exterminatus Now Quiz I knocked together for a differant Uni project.

Or you can, yaknow, not. Up to you, really. It’s not exactly highly impressive, as things go. Just some dicking about with Javascript.

Silversword

Guest Comic: Junichan – Yes, Eastwood Is Full Of It

May 27th, 2005 | by Lothar

Comic by JuniChan, rant later, maybe. *Goes back to bed*

Lothar

#099 – On The Importance Of Undergarments

May 24th, 2005 | by Lothar

Not one of my better scripts I must admit. I have more fan art to put up, but I’m lazy and trying to beat the Magnificent Five on Viewtiful Joe.

Queen Qeeko writes:

“I apologize sincerely for the craptacular quality of today’s comic, although I do have stress and frequent computer crashes as my ailments so I hope you’ll forgive me for Rogue’s hands being too small or Virus’ head being funny shaped more than once. *shrugs* Make lemonade when life gives us lemons, right? *shakes life* Gimme oranges or I’ll take your lunch money!

Anyway. Enough griping from me. I suppose I have less reason to complain than most people around. Hey. I just finished the second comic for my little honour as a tempt artist for Exterminatus Now.

And so my work for EN and the guys ends here, I guess, and I want to throw a huge thanks towards all four of them. First, for letting me be the one to help out. Yes, I did them a favour by getting the comic to move forward some and still allow studying to get done for some of them, but this is something that I know I was lucky to be approached for. And I thank each of them. Lothar for asking me in the first place and just being a great guy in general. Thanks for the scripts for me to draw from, man. Thanks to Virus for sending me backgrounds for the comics and being a inspiration to this little Qitty ^^. Thanks to Silversword for always being a friendly blokes and never telling me to go away when I chat away at him in AIM. And to Eastwood, for explaining stuff to me each and every time I worry about it on the forums and for gracing me with a “Bloody hell… O.o ” every time I showed him some of my artwork ^^;;

Peace out, everyone!

~QueenQeeko.”

Lothar

E3 2005

May 20th, 2005 | by Lothar

Right, unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the last week, you’ll know by now that E3 is in full swing, so here’s my thoughts on the big 3’s consoles:

Microsoft’s Xbox 360: Looks impressive, and games running at full power look fucking fantastic. Xbox Live straight out of the box plus 20 GB hard drive as standard is what I was hoping for. However, their presentation at E3 is somewhat lacking. Apparently a lot of the games were only running on a third of the 360’s actual power (Alpha kits). Also, there seems to be some confusion on how it will be backwards compatible and Microsoft is being vague as hell about it. Some suggestions have been that it will only be certain Xbox titles, and that you might have to buy recompiled versions of them. Like I said Microsoft is being vague as hell about it. Still, if the 360 is like the current Xbox, but more powerful I’ll probably buy it (as long as it is under £200 at launch, anything else and they can piss off). Also, Gears of Wars made me shit myself.

Edit: According to Xbox Live’s Major Nelson all Xbox games will work on the 360, so yay.

Sony’s PS3: Ok, the console is ugly, there I said it. It looks horrible. Especially the pad, it just does not look comfortable to hold at all. The PS3 looks more powerful than the 360 on paper. But it how you use that power with the games in the end. Initially the “KillZone 2” trailer floored me, but it turns out that there was ZERO in-game footage on show for the PS3. It’s like the PS2’s launch all over again. The games line up just doesn’t impress me. Apart from said KillZone 2 demo, but then again KillZone 1 looked impressive at first but was distinctly average, and again, that was video-footage, not in-game graphics. We’ll see how it goes, and if there are more games that I would want to play on it, I’ll buy one, but apparently the launch price will be upwards of £400. If that is true, fuck you Sony.

Nintendo’s Revolution: Ok, the Revolution will have to be truly revolutionary after this SHITE E3 showing. No details apart from what it will look like and what games will be on it. Mario, Metroid and Zelda, no shit Nintendo. It’s also nowhere near as powerful as the 360 or PS3. But then again it will be the games that make the Revolution. Apparently there is a lot of talk about it being truly “revolutionary”, but Nintendo is not going to reveal anything until the NEXT E3. This seems like a dumb move on their part as by that time the PS3 and 360 will be out and only the Nintendo faithful will wait for it. They’re going to have to pull one hell of a rabbit out of the hat to impress anyone.

Also, Nintendo really pissed me off by revealing THIS:

This is the GameBoy Micro, another cynical attempt from Nintendo to gain your cash. It’s exactly the same as the current GBA and SP, EXCEPT SMALLER! Jesus fucking Christ Nintendo, you did that once with the SP, which I think is almost perfect. Nobody is gonna buy your damn machine a third time! I can see the meeting going like this:

Nintendo Exec #1: We need to milk more money out of the GBA! And fast!
Exec #2: In know, instead of releasing new games for it, lets make it smaller, easier to break and design it to look like something you get in a box of Rice Krispies!
Exec #1: Brilliant! Let’s go rape some puppies to celebrate!

Lothar

#098 – Horny Little Bastard

May 17th, 2005 | by Lothar

Welcome to Exterminatus Now #98 (two weeks until #100). Though drawn by our guest artist Queen Qeeko. This is an official EN comic written by myself, not a guest one, so give her kudos. Although in the first version of this comic she got the British plugs wrong, but then again I put “plain” instead of “plane” so we’ll just ignore both mistakes shall we?

Qeeko has provided an update for you, but first I must inform you that I have purchased Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory for my Xbox for the multiplayer features. As such I must inform you of something, that being if Retrogamer from our own EN forums SAYS he knows what he is doing on the Co-Op mode HE IS LYING, DO NOT TRUST HIM!

And now Qeeko brings you a message:

Well hello EN readers out there. ^_^ I’m going to enjoy this little ramble while I have the chance to savor the privilege. Heh, these guys are really great to work with – top blokes. Even with Lothar’s “WORK FASTER PENCIL MONKEY!” and his promise to mock the incorrect plugs for the electricity wall unit. Hey, it’s not my fault I don’t live in the UK or have a perfect knowledge of international pins. :P Oh they’re correct NOW but only after I had to edit some of Lothar’s spelling anyways :P
Although I’m actually building up a interesting collection of plug adapters and converters for multiple plugs and pins alike. Comes of lots of overseas visitors. Kinda makes me wonder how these guys would react if I changed my mind and instead of flying to Canada soon (as planned), if I rocked up in England and visited each one. T’would be something interesting to contemplate until such a time that funds were more adequate for travel.

Oh well. I could write something remotely entertaining, but my creative rambling has now been extinguished, and at 2am Australia time, the bed I go.

~QueenQeeko.

Lothar

Guest Comic: Icarus89 – Printscreen Key, Blackmail Key, Same Thing Really.

May 13th, 2005 | by Lothar

I have updated the fan art page with six new images from various people, but I can’t be arsed to link them all so I’ll just say what they are here. There is a comic by Zamie The Cat, pictures of Rogue, Virus and Blasphemy by SilverenX, a picture of Lothar by Sasian (I think that’s the name, I can’t make out the letters properly, if it’s wrong sorry mate) which has been waiting to go up for about 2 months now. Finally we have a picture of Virus by Shepard, which has been waiting a while too. Thanks everybody.

I’ve been thinking about the actual quality of Halo 2 in comparison to Halo 1 a lot recently, and the general reactions to the game within the Halo community. To that end I now present a revisionist view of Halo 2. Get comfy, in MS Word this thing was four pages long.

Let’s face facts, Halo 2 has its faults when compared to Halo 1, but it also improves on a lot of Halo 1’s elements. However is it a better or worse game that Halo 2? I admit a lot of people, me included, have looked at it through rose tinted glasses. So let’s have a look shall we?

Story : Halo 1’s story was pretty standard sci-fi fare, but was executed incredibly well, and the ending sequence (the warthog ride through an exploding ship) was one of the most thrilling endings of any game. Part of Halo 1 story was slightly marred by the extremely repetitive level structure in some of the games levels, such as the Library (entire Halo community groans) but was none the less pretty damn good. Halo 2’s story is an attempt to make the story far deeper and more epic than its predecessor, but it’s more of a hit and miss affair. The main examples of this I can think of are the fact that the player only spends 3 levels on Earth during the Covenant Invasion, where as the advertising would have you believe that the game would centre on this.

We are also introduced to a new protagonist in the Halo universe, the Arbiter, a disgraced Covenant Elite warrior who will now fight to gain back his honour. However, initial impressions of the Arbiter are far from positive as he is stuck in levels which highlight the problems of Halo 1. Repetitive level design and a dull enemy in the form of the Flood. Also, I personally had to wonder why I had to start caring about an enemy I will spend half the game killing. However, in the last two Arbiter levels of the game, we finally start sympathising and possibly liking him as he, along with the other Elites, Grunts and Hunters, decide to rebel against the Prophets (the Covenant leadership) as well as the Brutes, Jackals and Drones and stop their plans to begin the “Great Journey”. Which, unbeknownst to most of the Covenant (but possibly known by the Prophet of Truth), acts as a metaphor for activating the Halo ring world’s and wiping out all life in the galaxy.

The ending is by far the worst part of Halo 2. The story has just gotten incredibly interesting and the player is ready for an all out battle against the Prophet of Truth, when suddenly, the ending credits roll. The game builds up to this huge climax yet doesn’t follow through on this, instead waiting for the inevitable sequel. While Halo 1 had a cliff-hanger ending also, it was not as brazen as this. The ending in Halo 1 left you satisfied as there was a resolution, in Halo 2, while the player has stopped the ring from firing, a much bigger story has unfolded with the revelation of the Gravemind and the Prophet of Truth heading for Earth on an ancient Forerunner ship. Since no resolution is left, it ends up making many players feel disappointed with having to wait years before we finally get the ending we so desperately want.

If the Halo storyline, including the games, books and I Love Bees phenomenon is looked at as a whole, the ending of Halo 2 is disappointing when looking at the other “chapters”. It smacks in the face of good story telling, though admittedly, it does have the community wanting more and will probably be the reason why many will buy the inevitable third game to get the ending they wanted from Halo 2. As indeed without an ending Halo 2 feels like only half a game. However, as part of a larger story, despite the odd hiccups in narrative, the story of Halo 2 is successful in keeping players engaged with the characters and situations.

Graphics : Graphically Halo 2, while not as detailed as the likes of game such as Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, is still one of the most impressive games on the Xbox. However, these impressive graphics are marred by the purposeful inclusion of a “glitch” to eliminate loading times. During the games cutscenes, textures are still being mapped onto the characters and environments as they begin playing, as well as during some of them. Instead of immersing the player in the game world, this “glitch” keeps reminding players that this is environment is artificial.

Gameplay : The gameplay in Halo 2 takes the award winning mechanics of Halo 2, but improves on them. One such example is the omission of health packs, instead replacing them with a faster shield and self healing system. Whereas in Halo 1, you had your shield bar and normal health bar, Halo 2 has a stronger shield which recharges faster and eliminates the health bar, which in turn eliminates the need for players to worry about their characters health and run around looking for health packs.

The enemy A.I is improved on slightly, allowing for the new enemies with different abilities, and improving the skills of existing enemies. One of the more controversial is the Jackals and their new found sniping ability. Personally I find the snipers a fun new challenge to face, although on the higher difficulties it can be extremely frustrating to walk out into the open and be killed by a sniper without even knowing where the shot came from. However that would be the point of snipers, and the problem can be overcome by either being cautious or simple trial and error. My favourite improvement to Halo 2’s enemies is the toughening up of the Hunters. While at first frightening beast in Halo 1, they soon became laughing stocks when players discovered they could be defeated by one shot from the Pistol.

The two weapon limit of Halo 1 was quite a refreshing change of pace from having a character that can carry 3 million guns on his body. Again this has been tweaked with the addition of duel wielding, allowing combinations of certain weapons to increase fire power. There is also the replacing of weapons of the first game with new versions of themselves. In Halo 1, we had the Assault Rifle, now replaced with the SMG. The Battle Rifle essentially replaces the pistol from Halo 1, probably the most loved weapon in the game. Some fans hate this, as the Battle Rifle is slightly less powerful than the Halo Pistol. I recently started playing Halo 1 again and while still a great weapon, the pistol feels over-powered for a weapon of its size. In Halo 2, the pistol has been toned down to a weapon which is more befitting its small stature. And the grenades are just as useful as they ever were.

The vehicles in Halo 2 remain as fun as ever to drive, but with a few new additions, on the Covenant side the Ghost and the Banshee have gained boost abilities, allowing for faster transport through the levels, along with the addition of the Wraith tank. The human vehicles remain essentially unchanged aside from there now being two variants of the Warthog, one with the standard machine gun, the other with a power anti-vehicle gauss cannon. However, the ability to destroy the vehicles does even things up in the multiplayer battles, no longer are players forced to be cut down by some prat in a Ghost if they know what they are doing. The ability to steal vehicles off other players evens things up too, and to be blunt, there are few greater feelings in the game than successfully stealing a Banshee of an unfortunate pilot.

On of the things a lot of fans are not happy with are the increasingly linear nature of the Halo 2 levels and the lack of fun glitches. In Halo 1 you could explore a lot of the terrain if you knew how. I think what is overlooked sometimes that these glitches are actually oversights on the part of Bungie. Ideally players are not supposed to be able to get out of the levels on Halo 1, and a lot of the fun exploration is down too the fact that Bungie has overlooked these things. However, you could in turn argue that it is the fans love of the game that leads to these fun discoveries. There is also the famous “Warthog Jump” in Halo 1 that allowed players to use the games sometimes exaggerated physics to send the indestructible Warthog sailing into the air.

The one thing I hate about Halo 2’s gameplay is the “boss” fights. Halo 1 had no boss fights and it felt like a more realistic war story because of it. In Halo 2 these battles really do make you notice that Halo 2 is indeed a video game. The final boss battle against Tartarus also pails in comparison to the Warthog finale of Halo 1, which was tense, exciting and bloody good fun. Fighting Tartarus is an annoyance more than anything else.

Sound : I think most fans will agree that Halo 2’s music is an improvement on Halo 1. So not much to say on how good it is, apart from the fact it is the best use of sound and music in a computer game I have seen, or rather heard. Except for one instance, during the first level on High Charity, during the levels last fight, the music from Breaking Benjamin’s “Blow Me Away” starts playing. While the song is decent enough, and I suppose it “suits” the situation, it doesn’t really feel like it should be there and doesn’t match up well with the otherwise extremely suitable and accomplished music from the rest of the game. Even the music from Incubus was used effectively and felt right in the situations it was designed for.

Multiplayer : I really enjoy Halo 2 multiplayer over Xbox Live. I can’t really say good things about it that hasn’t been said before. That said, the fact that almost half my Live friend’s list play Halo 2 ONLY is bloody annoying. I don’t play on Live that much compared to them , so their stats are higher than mine, which is beside the point really, but the fact that I can’t play them on classics like Crimson Skies (which I feel is easier to get “in” to than Halo 2 on Live), Dead or Alive Ultimate or Splinter Cell is bloody annoying. Halo 2 is probably the best Xbox Live game, but playing against the retards on their gets tiring and there is more to Live than FPS’s. Change games once in a while people.

I think that about covers everything. So all in all what do I think of Halo 2 in comparison to Halo 1? Personally I think overall the single player portion of Halo 2 is worse than Halo 1, with the graphical flaws and underwhelming story, however I think most people can agree that it is one of the better FPS games out there despite this. The multiplayer however is probably the best I FPS multiplayer I have experienced on any system.

I think what annoys me most about a large potion of the Halo fan community is that there seems to be two sides to it. You are either one of the so called “hardcore” fans who believe that compared to Halo 1, Halo 2 is nothing and then you complain about the “fanboys/girls”, yet still play the game religiously. Or, you are one of the “fanboys/girls” who see nothing wrong with the game and start bitching to the “hardcore”, failing to acknowledge the game’s flaws. There seems to be very little room for a happy medium where people acknowledge the flaws but can still enjoy the game. There also seems to be little tolerance for the varying opinions.

But let’s face it, Halo 2 is better than 90% of the crap that takes up room in our game collections. So what if it isn’t perfect, what game is? (Anybody who suggests any game is perfect can just shut up.) Hell, Halo 1 was a brilliant FPS, but everyone can acknowledge its flaws decently. Halo 2 ,while not as good as Halo 1 in many ways, is still a great game, so can we not afford the same courtesy to it?

Lothar

Filler: BUSY!

May 10th, 2005 | by Virus

End of year approacheth, and the crunch time finally got the better of me too. I’m gonna have to take some time off. Sorries. I’m going to do two a week over summer. I said that last year, and never delivered. Hold me to it, this time.

So. The Plan. We’ll continue with guest comics on Fridays until Silv can come back. The next two Tuesday updates we’re drafting in the lovely Queen Qeeko whom I’m sure you agree is more than up to the task. Stand by for further instructions.

Lothar sez he’ll make a fanart update later on.

Virus

#097 – Murding Youthful Saturday Morning Memories Since September 2003

May 6th, 2005 | by Lothar

I doubt theres been much coverage of the UK election in the US press (unlike here where you couldn’t take a piss without someone telling you about Bush and Kerry) but yesterday, Thursday the 5th, the UK had its general election.

The way the election works here is that the country is divided up into Constituencies . Each Constiuency has its own MP (Member of Parliment), basically a Constituency is a literal “seat” in Parliment. Basically, the theory is that when you vote in the UK, you vote for the person you want to represent your Constiuency. Each political party in the UK has a candidate to become the MP of that region. Just to point out, there are more than the 3 parties that are always in the news, Labour, Liberal Democrats and Conservative), but those are the 3 big ones. Others include the Scottish National Party, the Green Party and the Monster Raving Looney Party. The actual Government is worked out by who wins the most Constituencys, aka, seats in Parliment. So Labour has won the last 2 elections because its Candidates won the elections in most Constiuencies.

Like I said, the theory is that you vote for the candidate in your Constiuency that you want to represent the Constiuency in Parliment. At the end of the day though, most people just end up voting for the person who works for the person they want to become Prime Minister (Tony Blair for Labour, Michael Howard for Conservatives, and Charles Kennedy for the Liberal Democrats).

So now that I’ve told you this I can tell you that I voted for the Liberal Democrats. If it wasn’t for them, it’s probably Labour.

Basically because Labour have buggered up the Country and just do what America wants all the time. Theres also the issue with the Iraq war. Oddly enough I think we should have gone to war, but Tony Blair should not have lied about the reasons. If everyone had said “Yeah Saddam Hussein is a twat, we’re gonna kick him out” fair enough. But no, somebody has to fucking lie about WMD’s to justify the fact that America has been pissing itself about Terrorism since 9/11. Then there is the issue of Student Top Up Fees which I can’t be arsed to go into right now.

The Conservatives I won’t be going for. They seem to be blaming Labour a lot for the state of the NHS at the moment, when it was THEM that fucked it up in the first place. Privatising things like the cleaning services that are under no obligation to actually do the work, this is one of the reasons you keep seeing MRSA popping up in the news everynow and then. Plus the fact that they pretty much fucked up the economy and beat up and workers that didn’t do what they said. Some people admire Margaret Thatchter for being the first Woman Prime Minister, SHE WAS A HORRIBLE SNOBBY BITCH WHO HATED ANYTHING NEW. Theres also the fact that they have admitted that in Labours position over the war on Iraq, they would have done the same thing.

The Liberals however, will abolish the Student Top Up Fees, attempt to do something decent with the NHS. However, they do have this thing about wanting lighter sentences for Prison, which I’m not too keen on. However, thats not actually up to them at the end of the day as its the Judges that decide this. Mind you if they were in power they can put new Judges in, but they would still have to pass this through Parliment, but they would need a majority Government, or for the other parties to agree with them on it, neither of which would happen this election.

Do I think the Liberal Democrats will win the election? Probably not. So why am I voting for them? Because I feel they are the lesser of 3 evils. Lets face it, apart from differences on certain issues, all politicians are the same at the end of the day, and the public is very rarely happy with whoever is in charge after their 2nd term. And after all, the only way to waste my vote is to not use it.

Edit: Labour won again. Number of people surprised? Three.

Lothar
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