Anybody tired of this storyline yet? Well tought, there’s still quite a ways to go! Christ I am never writing something this long again.

Anyway, one of the biggest threats that our society faces is the possibility of a zombie invasion. But maybe it won’t be so bad, I mean, what if Gene Kelly came back from the dead? Here’s how I think it would go:

“I’m eating all your brains
Just eating all your brains
What a glorious feelin’
I’m hungry again
I’m clawing at the crowds
So scared of my face
I’ve eaten you son’s heart
I’ve got an appetite to placate

Let the zombie hordes chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the brains
I’ve a smile on my face
I shamble down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just eatin’,
Eatin’ all your brains

Dancin’ about brains
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I’m hungry again!

I’m eatin’ and digestin’ all your brains!

I’m eatin’ and digestin’ all your brains!”