So I want Ron’s man-babies? Sue me. Pity Hellboy 2 wasn’t that good; however I did see a trailer for Disaster Movie there, and people laughed at it. Who keeps buying tickets to Jason Friedberg’s and Aaron Seltzer’s movies? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? They’re shit. They’re not funny. I’m not even going to bother coming up with similes and metaphors to describe how shit and not funny they are, they’re just not. So why the fucking hell do people keep buying tickets to them? Why do people find them funny? Can somebody please answer this for me because I cannot explain it and I fear that if I investigate this further my already low I.Q. may fall to such a state where I become one of these mindless fucking retards who buy the tickets and the special edition DVD’s of these fucking pieces of shit.

If you like these movies please don’t breed for the sake of your mutant spawn.