Happy Easter! Here’s a lovely Romero-esque passage from the Bible, about the Crucifixion.

Matthew, Chapter 27

50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.

51 And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

HAIL THE ZOMBIE KING OF THE ZOMBIES. Funny, come Easter time, nobody ever mentions the random zombie apocalypse that only appears in Matthew. I think they’re missing a trick, there. Zombies are really popular nowadays! The church should’ve jumped on the bandwagon, took advantage of the fad, and marketed chocolate brains alongside the totally-not-pagan eggs and rabbits. Not trying hard enough, guys! You want to get bums on pews? Zombie story! Make it happen!