Dear readers, while we are thankful for your interest in Exterminatus Now, unless you see a big red box that says “suggestions” on it, please don’t send us any story ideas. Especially if you haven’t been paying attention for the last five years.

In fact even if you see the aforementioned box, it’s probably best to avoid it. You’d be surprised what you can find in those. No offence but if we want viewer input, we’ll ask for it, and even in that case it’d probably be best to sidle off somewhere where the people aren’t wearing suspicious grins.