Silversword and I wrote a whole load of text in my kitchen last month.
- from an earlier draft
Nice idea to make her a crowned crane, it gives her an in-built angelic halo :)
Well, he didn’t TOUCH anything, that has to count for something, right?
You’re right, he was downright civil in this one. In a building with so much flammable material, I imagine pissing off an angelic being of knowledge would be somewhat pedestrian as far as Lothar is concerned.
I think Lothar would have understood the earlier draft a lot better.
Well that was… *puts on shades* …a-”muse”-ing.
*runs like hell…again…before he is maimed for that pun*
You know what? If you didn’t…..I would’ve…
there are not enough bricks on the planet to hit you whith for that hollable joke.
1ND33D, YOUR P3RS3CUT1ON WOULD H4V3 B33N 1MM1N3NT. PUNS 4R3 4N OFF3NS3 TO TH3 COURT ON 4LT3RN14.
Good thing we’re not on Alternia then OHOHOHOHOHOHO! *nudgenudgewinkwink*
R34L1TY 1S M4LL34BL3, TH4T C4N B3 CH4NG3D 1N SHORT ORD3R. 4ND TH3 COURT DO3SN’T S1MPLY T4K3 4 ST4Y FOR LOC4T1ON.
Buddy…you are dealing with the WRONG guy in regards to realities. I have visited many realities beyond Arcadia and have made friends with everyone from demons to demigods and even a certain Doctor. So don’t think you can intimidate ME with reality talk. Just ask sonic500 up there.
F3H, OUR G4M3 M4K3S 4 R3GUL4R1TY OUT OF COLL4PS1NG UN1V3RS3S. W3′V3 S33N 3LDR1TCH HORRORS FROM B3YOND TH3 V31L. GODS 4R3 M4D3 4ND BROK3N 1N TH3 TURN OF 4 D4Y, 4ND M4K3 4 MOCK3RY OUT OF PR3V1OUS L4WS OF R34L1TY. W3 3V3N H4V3 THOS3 C4P4BL3 OF SPONT4N3OS T1M3 TR4V3L, 4ND W1THOUT BULKY M4CH1N3S L1K3 THOS3 YOUR DOCTOR R3QU1R3S TO TOUR TH3 UN1V3RS3.
1′M PR3TTY SUR3 TH4T 1′V3 GOT 4 GOOD ST4ND1NG PO1NT FROM H3R3, TH4NKS. 4ND FROM 1T 1 C4N SM3LL TH3 M3CH4N1CS OF TH3 MULT1V3RS3.
yeah,Ive been delling whith ant since the old TFS days.
if the puns get you just chuck a brick, it helps.
Kazooie the Muse.
AAGH! Why must Lothar ruin the pursuit of knowledge!
that comment’s even better ’cause of your picture
Is it because of my brave, stoic expression? Or my chisled, handsome equine face?
Nah, It’s because of the reading glasses
They give you a +2 to knowledge checks made in a library to find specific information don’t ya know
no, you look like an annoyed scholar
That’s cool. I still miss the picture I got before using this pony. It was the owl god of wisdom from these comics, so it would’ve been even more fitting.
Ah… The questions mortals always seem to ask….
Now I remember why I am one :P
Why am I suddenly reminded of South Park’s God On Earth episode?
Lothar: “Are you really a keeper of arcane knowledge? Really? You?”
Muse: “Yes, I hope this experience has been enlightening for you.”
Lothar: *as they leave the library* “Do you really think that chick was a keeper of arcane knowledge?”
now imagine what would happen if Eastwood had met her….
how many bad pickup lines would he need to make before she smacks him?
She might have listened to all of them, and the library would get a new book.
Volumes 1, 2, 3, and 4 of How NOT to use a pickup line.
I would have ask why the hell do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8? Seriously that has been bother the hell out of me for years if anyone knows please tell me.
if i recall correctly it was because that way you will always have an excedent forcing you to keep buying, you know marketing evil
To fix that: you buy 8 packages of hotdogs, and 10 packages of buns.
80 hotdogs, 80 buns.
Naturally, this only applies to a large gathering. If buying for yourself, get the bun-length hotdogs (8 to a package). Problem solved.
Great, now I feel like a grocery-store nerd….I need a new job. X(
but your grocery nerdness has proven to be usefull, you may saved lots of wallets with that advice!
God damn it Lothar you really can’t saty two seconds without having a being from a higher plane getting sick of your shit don’t you?
And one wonders if Virus has awkwardly run into the Priestess there… We all remember the fiasco last time, courtesy of East of course.
Nice comic. I like the variance of Lothar’s expressions.
“Well that was a big bust! Is she REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mar…I mean a muse?”
well now, what kind of angel can’t answer some simple questions to a idiot like him?
That is the 2nd best depiction of an exasperated angel that I have seen.
Why doesn’t he install cameras around the fridge?
Sucks to be that librarian, does it.
Oh Lothar. You are a jerkoff. I feel bad for thos scholars.
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