and all of a sudden things dont look too grim for our friend virus,
then again id wager our little daemon friend is a black widow wich as we all know,
at least he went out having quite a blast before his dead.
Well she DID just eat, so he may get lucky.
I’m still sitting here being impressed that a spider can kiss.
>so he may get lucky
He already did. ZING!
Judging by that look on his face, it might just be worth it.
naaaah he’s totally her concubine now!
Probably kill him if he refused anyway…
People will later talk about this moment in hushed tones, as the day when the spidery overlords were doomed to take over Mobius.
Still… I want that job…
Well, I can’t say I saw THΛT coming. This is going to complicate things, isn’t it?
Tell the truth it doesn’t surprise me. I mean did you even remember the first few strips? Although I do have to admit that I do wonder about what will happen next and what the fallout will be. (others finding out, she trying to eat him, chaos conversion, or he gets to drive a vehicle… all of them are on a bad end… Also the sneak peak into the future. Which lucky villain managed to do that?)
Haha, I so thought there would be more dancing about and shenanigans before something so serious happened. Having built up the hype waiting for the last month seeing it turn out like this was somehow even funnier. Nice.
I have no clue what’s coming up next for Virus now. I also wonder if he has something about him that some daemons find attractive? Like his pet daemon likes him well enough, and then this spider gal. Course, that could just be coincidence. My conspiracy theorist side wants to tie in his on going “You’re not allowed to pilot anything, ever!” joke and say it has something to do with it too.
Wild and silly speculations aside, I do hope she’s not the type that lays eggs in her bed mates. Would make for awful after sex conversation I imagine.
The “two badgers” bit made me laugh way too hard.
I’m so very, very happy that it turned out to go this direction.
If only to make laughing in Eastwood’s luckless face even more fun.
Now if only he’d had a servo skull to record that and send it to Damien. I know he’s Eastwood’s rival, but it’s got to be some kind of achievement even if it later ends in having the rest of his fluids removed violently.
If his luck continues, this will be a corruption attempt that succeeds until he gets bored and gets her to attract C-team’s attention. Or she feeds on fear and she’s going to bed Rogue and Lothar so all three start trying to get Eastwood to try as she transforms into her horrifying form every time he’s the only one looking.
That said, panel 2 is amazing for how good it is while being so small.
Come on man, seriously? She has the lower body of a spider for gods sake.
You know what they say, lust will find a way. Just try not to think of ovipositors.
You did see what happened to the guy when all she did is ask if something made her abdomen look big right? The lesser of two evils my friend….and by the look on his face, it worked out.
Oh like you wouldn’t consider it!
Fully agree, thats just biologically impossible to do and have that happy look (unless he has lipstick marks on other parts of his body).
After all these years, in the end, it shall ALWAYS be known that Virus got laid before Eastwood did. XD
AND by a spider no less.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure that will be redacted from the report. Some crap about “Slaying Daemons, not Laying them”
Is it just me or has Lothar turned gray all of a sudden?
He’s been like that for a while now. Part of a consciously decided art shift. Can’t say I like it personally, but complaining about a change of colour’s a little pedantic.
Not complaining, was just wondering if my eyes were totally borked now…
i wonder if this has same plot going as “Species”, where the alien/human hybrid wanted to find a father for her brood of offspring. Will Virus be daddy to a bunch of spider/rat/demon critters?
Not that poor Virus has much choice, still I wonder why she’d pick him to father her brood, she did have a bunch of cultists who’d been willing enough if ordered. Or maybe they were just too scared “stiff” of her to get it on…
You did see how stupid that lot is, right? I can’t blame her for wanting to look outside the cult.
Think Maude Lebowski after doing the Dude- “I don’t want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who will have any interest in raising the child himself.”
Maybe one is going to be Blasphemy’s new friend.
Well, considering the fact that Virus is still alive, I guess she isn’t going to kill him immediately after showing him the bliss of unholy sex. While I have no doubt that she’s using our heroes for some nefarious plot, I get the feeling she actually LIKES Virus.
I really don’t want the Princess to end up having to go away/dying, she’s FUN.
She’s a Demon Princess. Anytime the plot demands, her cult can just resummon her. I for one have no doubt we’ll be seeing more of Morth, for example. Or Kevin, for that matter.
She’s also Patternari, which means she probably has some good illuison/communication powers in her set. She could probably haunt them without having to manifest physically. It’d be fun to see her wake Eastwood up every morning.
That’s a great expression on his face. Kind of a “Huh” as if he didn’t expect it to be as good and he’s considering the future from that.
Honestly, I was NOT expecting Virus’ experience to be THAT pleasant. Its almost downright……..NORMAL. O_o I bet there’s a catch coming up, though. Black widows in real life eat their mates after getting impregnated to gain the energy to birth all those little spider babies.
“I haven’t been fucked like that since gradeschool.”
ha I didn’t see that coming the rat got lucky who would have guess
In which some British Nerds Make Rule 34 Fodder, but will the Internet Deliver?
So, if Morth was basically two badgers… does that make him The Badger With Two Backs?
Hmm… Can’t say I would have done anything different in his case.
well now i can die happy. famous last virus quote.
On the upshot, Virus finally got laid.
On the downside, he probably just sired a new Deamon Prince.
On the “OH SHIT SHE’S GONNA EAT ME!” side… she might still eat him.
She’s been hitting on Virus ever since they first met. For a Patterner Daemon Princess, she’s not very subtle.
It worked, though. Sometimes the obvious conclusion is the last thing anyone expects.
That, and ‘plans within plans.’
One thing to remember people, rats and spiders tend to have a large number of children When they mate.
called it! she’s wants them for mates….their dead anyways …i mean she is a black widow….a deamon black widow princes….
…and all I can think to myself is: Dear Gaia, what are the kids gonna look like?!?
*sees RedEyes FoxDemon’s comment on number of kids*
…and that just complicates things more.
Do Lothar’s dreads look a bit more pointy then they used to?
Yes, it’s part of an art shift mentioned further up the comment chain. They also made him more black-grey than blue-black, which I approve of. Overall, I like it.
Oh God it actually happened. Holy shit I literally thought it’d be a fake out or something. My fucking sides.
So, first thing’s first. Good to see you back guys! I missed EN a lot, combined with Brawl in the Family ending, but it’s good to see you here and making HILARIOUS stuff again.
Back to the rampant speculation…HOW does this even work? I guess we’ll find out next comic!
Okay, we’re clearly not going to loose Virus. So at the very least can we please get little spiderlings showing up to play with their Daddy and scaring the living crap out of Eastwood? Please?
Count me in for that. I want to see the look on his AND Schaefer’s faces! It would be PRICELESS!
What? No spiderwebs thrown out all over the room? No bondagistic elements? No depraved, daemonic sex? Just plain, semi-vanilla sex? I am fairly disappointed…
Anyway, you still make me laugh the shit out of me, especially with the whole Eastwood’s arachnophobia element.
And is it just me, or is Virus very obsessed with daemons? First Blasphemy and then she.
Wait for the next comic and the pan out you will see all that and more ^ . ^ just cause they ended in the bed doesn’t mean it didn’t get kinky in the interim. >^ . ^<
Hey, she’s a Patternari demon princess, not a Soulthirster one. Kinkiness is the Soulthrister’s shtick.
Is this the part where she eats him or tells him that he’s now pregnant?
So, what is virus going to do when a spider daemon princess shows up demanding alimony payments to help support hundreds of little half spider half rat blasphemous offspring?
Slaanesh heresy….I know now I have too much time spent reading chaos books to say I saw this coming
Going for the brass ring are we? Rots of ruck.
Brass? She’s a Patternari, not a servant of the Hound.
it’s an old reference for doing something more than once regarding carousels. If you capture the brass ring you get to ride the carousel again without paying the admission price. Although, It could also be fake or drunk history based on the Eden Of The East movie. In which case it’s still funny.
I’m reminded of the story written by HP Lovecraft the shadow over innsmouth,
Where The people of the town having interbreed with the deep ones would look
Sufficiently human at first but would later begin to “Evolve” as they grow older.
I’m not sure I catch your meaning. All humans evolve as they get older. Most people display neurotic behaviors and the earliest definition of monster is that of a transformed human. in fact, I suspect the fascination with anthro’s in general is related to a monster fetish. After all, anything that separates one from their humanity is considered porn and not art.
He means that the human/Deep One offspring in Shadow over Innsmouth look relatively human at first, but when they grow older, they “evolve” into true Deep Ones and leave the town to join the brethren in the ocean. Although, it’s more of a “devolution”, if you consider the author’s sentiments.
Oh, so it’s like the dog in Big Fish or evolving into Tonberries.
I really, REALLY love the second panel. the arm waving tickled me far more than it probably should have.
Wait…Does this count as Heresy punishable with painful execution in the Inquisition? I don’t think even the A-Team could get away with boning an actual daemon princess. But knowing our “a-team” they could just fudge the reports.
Virus could just claim “SHE RAPED ME!!” and it would be believable.
Stupid question I imagine, but a while ago you guys discussed the Headscratchers section of the comic’s TV tropes page, with the page WMG page coming up next. Were you guys ever going to get to that?
Not much of a WMG page at the moment, to be honest, and the funny moments page needs a bit of editing.
OH MY GOD he actually scored… way to go Virus
heh, sorry to break the moment, but appropriately there were 69 comments lol.
Of course she didn’t eat Virus; that would have been too predictable and unbecoming of a Patternari daemon. How could I be so blind?
I called it I called it I SO F***ING CALLED IT! I just hope he remembered protocol here or else someone’s going to end up with a bunch of demon spawn on their doorstep in nine months. That’ll make Harry’s day for sure.
O.o I can’t believe that it happened. I always thought that the universe just liked making it so what ever I expected to happen didn’t. Win.
dat weird moment where they actually do a similar thing to the B-Team & at least works for one of them… sorta, at least they got sex this time
Well Virus if you was not a main character you would be dying soon so I fully support you may as well “enjoy” the time you have let, and you did! but you ARE a main character and you will survive to brag about this : D
Gah… Virus… come on…
Leave me alone !
Of course he had sex with her.
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