And NOONE is surprised. Cept that there’s an update on a monday, maybe.
More like surprised that it was posted 7 days after the last.
The best part is Virus is so dazed he doesn’t even register it at first. Lol
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
But, he could have sex again someday if he lives, sooooo…
He’s probably gonna be running naked through the cathedral, carrying his clothes in one hand and his gun in the other.
Or, you know, at least trying to not get eaten.
Yeah, but it’s not very likely he will have sex again after that regardless
ah well, it was good while it lasted
Well yeah, but no big explosion. I think you need both at the same time to die happy.
Worst. Bed talk. EVER.
Semantics? I’m always up for some antics.
Virus was probably expecting this, though I’m surprised his reaction is so subdued. Also, it may be my own interpretation, but it seemed that Virus sounded a little bit……sad. Like, despite knowing full well she’s a daemon princess that’s gonna brutally eat him for the energy to birth their damned spawn, there was an actual part of him that wished they might have had an actual relationship starting here.
Though, like I said, its just me.
Tis what I feels. ;.;
If this doesn’t pan out, there should totally be a alternate spin off web-comic where they hit it off as a couple. xD
Maybe chibified for extra hilarity :O
Every morning he wakes up with her attached to his head going ‘nom nom nom’
I now cannot get that image out of my head. Somebody please draw this!
Here is where I remember that Virus is technically a demonolgist, and suspect that he has some idea of how to keep his metaphorical bacon out of the frying pan.
…or rather, his literal bacon, because the metaphorical bacon obviously was in and came out of the frying pan again already.
What’s with all the bacon talk? I thought he wasn’t staying for breakfast
Oh, but if Vitani has her way, he IS. And I suspect she’s going to be very persistent about it…
I’d bet he figured out a way to use his semen to protect him…. uhm… I’m going to stop here.
I don’t think he has sufficiently powerful contacts in Navy to deal with such kind of sticky situations.
Dirty jokes aside, that actually raises a very interesting question. Are navies really even a big thing in the EN world? Everything we’ve seen so far are aircraft and ground forces/vehicles.
I’m not convinced it’s possible for navies to /not/ be a big thing of any functional society. We just don’t have any stories that required them yet.
In reply to Silversword, just to be Captain Obvious here, one exception would be a functional society on a planet with no oceans, like on Arrakis in Dune.
This. Virus has shown to be deceptively clever when his bacon is on the line, and unless the comic is taking a turn into the depressing and existential, he has a plan.
Okay I’m not surprised at all that that was going to happen I was kind of a given after all
“it’s all good, i had sex before i died…pretty sure she’ll miss me when she finds out how stupid our kids will be….”
This is why you bring THE LADY food before and after sex.
i think he was more surprised about “when” he was going to be eaten.
Like, if she said “stay for breakfast” maybe he thought he’d get a chance to try to escape while she was asleep or something. Or at least he was hoping that he wouldn’t get eaten until laters… lol
Vitani’s expressions are lovely. Especially the Yaeba panel.
Vitani’s Victuals: Now serving Laid Rat
And he really is laid back considering. It’s weird but I think he has a plan and has had it for awhile now. Something happened in the discretion shot that we’re missing.
I like her. She’s a hellspawned creature from a dark eldritch pit of pain and terror that consumes the raw flesh of mortal man and dangles their bodies as toys…
But she’s hot, polite and kinda fun. Very playful. I hope you guys keep her as a recurring character somehow, even if we have to lose Vi- …… Rogue in exchange.
I love the expressions and the pacing :)
Awww poor Virus.. Don’t look sad, of all the people she has killed recently, a lot of them did not seem worthy of the “black widow special” ;)
Somehow, I don’t think she’s sorry at all. Also, if eating her mates is a black widow daemon thing, then what is Morth’s thing since he’s a badger demon now? Getting chased by dogs?
Mushrooms and snakes.
well die satisfied indeed.
Nah, he’s going to convince her otherwise with his charms. Right? He does have a deamon Chao as a pet. ..
I actually hope she’s kidding. Plot armour dictates Virus lives (come on guys, we know he will) so she’s likely going to get a righteous Inquisitorial boot shoved down her daemonic throat.
I’m going to miss her when she’s dead.
She’s an immortal daemon princess. They kill her, she just goes back to the void until she gets summoned again. They can bring her back as many times as they want. Seriously guys, it’s not that hard.
She could be allied with Morth at some point, as they both have similar Patternari themes. Plus, with him being a daemon too, he might fare better after a night with her.
Personally, give the way the deities are in this setting, I can’t help but imagine that what these princes and princesses are REALLY getting when they ascend is a permanent position as a temp/ intern. Or the equivalent of working as management… at the local 7/11. It would certainly explain why these guys are that much more obsessed with taking over the world, while the Chaos Gods proper view the mortal world as… well… let’s face it, they treat as more or less Youtube for when they’re bored. I keep imagining demon Morth with a miserable expression on his face, in a McDonald’s uniform, asking if they want soul fries with that.
Well fuck now I can’t get that image out of my head
someone, drawing, make it happen, don’t care how
Or maybe Daemon Prince Morth denying an insurance claim of another daemon, due to an insufficient payment.
She is awfully polite about the whole thing.
At least fatten him up first, let him help you in the kitchen so he can accidentally shove you in an oven or something. Since she also has control over time and space in the immediate area their relationship could last for months and no one would know.
I knew it was just a matter of time before Virus’ luck with the ladies finally turned around, too bad that he ended up in the sack with a black widow. Still, for a guy like Virus, this is pretty much as close to a win as he could hope for… and deep down, it’s probably the way we would have wanted to die, in bed with a woman.
Wait, if he convinces her to eat the other guys first. That’s… Eastwood for this one, then Rogue…. but Lothar is mostly metal, but he’s an Echidna, so that’s like an exotic dish, might be good for some WEIRD fun.
Well… At least he’s gonna die doing what he loved.
Well at least he’s not pregnant
We don’t know that for sure. She could have laid her eggs inside of him like a sea horse or a xenomorphic alien.
You’re not laying your eggs into your food.
You obviously haven’t eaten at Denny’s, have you?
Denny’s doesn’t exist in Germany – and your comment makes me really glad about this fact. :D
Count yourself lucky. You think fast food is bad? Denny’s makes that look appetizing by comparison.
I had to read about it on Wikipedia and that explains a lot about Denny’s not existing here. We have very strict regulations about food safety, so such a business wouldn’t survive here for long. :)
Ah, but what about SPACE Denny’s?
I prefer Spacey’s
I suppose their Radditz menu does have its perks… especially since you can practically grow Radditzes.
True, but he will be spared giving birth to hundreds of spider rat babies
That image makes me want to claw my eyes out of my skull. Thanks, Internet.
Somehow I get the feeling she’s messing with him… But it wouldn’t surprise me if she did try to eat him.
The appropriate response to that would be “Didn’t you already do that?” Missed opportunity for a dirty joke, says I.
Somehow I picture Dante in place of Virus in this comic…..and I mean the Devil hunter in DMC3 and DMC4 ^^; don’t know why but seems like it would have screamed int that area to me
I ran into a Vitani in DS2 PVP the other day.
They were an asshole!
I don’t know why, but I just love the look on her face in the last panel
….now i wonder how would be to have sex with a spider-lady, other than deadly i mean
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