#491 – Hit And Run
October 30th, 2014 |
When I got back from my trip, I was pretty invigorated and enthusiastic to get to work on EN.
That didn’t last long.
Almost three weeks, really? Not sure where the time went. Okay, a bunch of it went into Kerbal Space Program, which really got its space-hooks in me after downloading the demo on a whim. I just loves me some rocketships. Been calculating delta-vees and retrograding me apoapsis all over the shop. I’d also previous to that picked up Surgeon Simulator 2013 in a Humble Bundle, so I actually went from brain surgery to rocket science in the space of a fortnight.
VIRUS USED WINE SPLASH!!!
Its not very effective…….
Spider Princess was distracted.
Virus successfully Ran Away.
And no Ms. Daemon creature, guys will NEVER call you back if you try to eat them.
But that pouty face tho…T3T
You’d be surprised. People are into some weird stuff.
“…he wont call”
I like her she is silly
Gotta give him credit, he thinks fast… and puts his boxers on faster.
Well there’s no proof he didn’t already have them on? Like he could have had time to do so.
“… He won’t call.”
Well you did try to eat him.
Vitani…?
Alright then, I guess just pout!
Sorry for the double post, but a realization just dawned on me. Vitani has already shown to have very strong control over their immediate area, having guided Virus to her, used her power to keep the door closed and locked, and yet now he’s able to escape when clearly she didn’t wish for him to do so before. Conclusion: She’s letting him run. She’s toying with him some more.
… Vitani, you lovable bitch. She’s such an amazing and fun character. XD
she’s such a card xp I like her. she is ether playing with her food or virus did enough o her body that she would just mess with him but not kill him. maybe round 2 is in order?
If I were in his shoes, I’d see if going for “round 2″ could distract her/delay my execution enough to give me a chance to plan an escape. :P
Ha Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Ha !!! I just knew that was comming! :}
Next strip: “Now, where were we?”
Oh please. Given some thought or a drink or two, Virus will TOTALLY call. Hell, he’ll call and invite you over to make Harold piss himself for laughs.
And then sex and weird fetishes, but mostly laughs.
“So why haven’t you been trying to eat me?”
“Eh, your friend’s mindless terror is a lot more filling than your bony butt. Seriously, can you get a bit LESS exercise?”
^this. Oh wow that would be brilliant.
Heh. It gets worse when he finds out she has been cheating on him.
It gets weird when he realizes she’s cheating on him with cultists.
Pfft, it’s not exactly rocket surgery, is it?
Proof that cheap, tacky shite is always more useful than people give it credit for.
>Holy Water
>Jesus turned water into wine
Makes sense. But definitely off-the-wall distraction move on Virus’s part.
Also, that last panel…damnit, what is it about women pouting that makes them so attractive?!
How long after does it have to be? Maybe Virus can keep running long enough to run out the clock and then she’ll just have to *sigh* give him another night of unearthly pleasure so she can finally devour his flesh. Sounds like the beginning of a myth. And they continue to couple to this day, their mutual hunger satiated at night, but his swiftness foiling her appetite during the day.
I love what you did with her hair. Also, I guess we’ll never know if Spider Daemon Princesses retain their nipples.
Gotta keep it PG (blood and gore is accepted). Should we be concerned that you want to see spider nipples?
Yes & no, no harm in being curious, but to “use” such material would be a bit on the disturbed side. Speaking of which, I wonder if there’s any porn of those two yet, it’d be interesting to see how such different beings would be able to copulate together.
Arachnids do not have mammary glands, any elements similar in appearance to breast are purely vestigial.
Given that whole “Daemon Princess” thing, sticking with Earthly (or Mobian, in this case) normal physiology doesn’t exactly seem like it would bother her much. :P
But SOME spiders do produce milk. Yes, I checked my sources after hearing that accursed song “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man”. Still have nightmares about that.
Is it weird that vestigial sounds like a dirty word to me?
Yes.
He will call her … but my guess is next February, at St-Valentine. Time and the prospect of spending that evening alone makes you reconsider all kind of things ;)
That hit me right in the feels. ;-;
Remember : “Better alone than in bad company” :)
Alone IS good company. The voices know what’s what.
Is it wrong if the voices answer back and occasionally disagree with me? Or when they tell me to burn things?
“Still not the craziest ex I’ve had…”
Nostalgia and its rose-colored goggles ;)
OK, I know it’s a bit mean, but I have to do the joke:
“Well, february is adapted, ’cause that’s when we’ll get the next strip”.
:) I just had to do the mean jab. Sorry my beloved authors!
he would call if she didn’t try to eat him…but anyways i’m glad he made it out in one piece.
Did it with a daemon princess & lived to talk about it, Virus has supreme bragging rights(for now).
Except that it’s probably heresy (but what isn’t with our lads?)
don’t u hate when they run and never call its people like him that give us guys a bad name
Except its people like her that give us gals a bad name and make certain men never call.
Yeah, “she tried to eat me alive” is usually seen as a good reason for a sudden break up by most people.
Yes yes we all have a bad name… We just have to work through it though (Wipes tear from his eye and stands up straighter in front of waving Federation flag) for the good of the species!
This is still the best relationship that Virus has ever had. Harry would be green with envy if he weren’t scared shitless.
Can you imagine him trying to figure out which he should be feeling once Virus tells him? Or, knowing the jerks that these characters are, I can see it going more like this
Rogue: I don’t believe you
Harold: I can’t believe you
Lothar: I just don’t care.
Virus also palmed a lighter of ‘purifying fire’ from the gift shop. Another Chekhov’s gun to be used later?
Well that was rude
Forgot to say this before. I love the way Vitani is drawn because she is allowed to emote. In a lot of work where the female faces aren’t distorted much it’s to preserve some perceived beauty but then they end up having a flat range of emotions. But Vitani is freely caricatured to emotion, which reads fantastically.
Thanks!
Oh, we all know he’s going to call and how he’s going to do it.
i say 2 weeks later he woud call her for a another one night stand because… daemon :D
I picture Harry finding out from an offhanded comment… maybe one from Vitani… then he points a finger at them in horror and does that open-mouthed one-eye-squinted >.> face for about three panels, oblivious to the events around him.
well…THAT escalated quickly…but then again when does it not in this crazy comic? xD
Spider lady, i am sure he would have called you if you didn’t tried to eat him in a non-sexual way
Why Eastwood is the one who wants to get laid and he never do that,but Virus got in bed with a black widow daemon?
I sorta hope this is a running joke, Virus and the Demon seem to actually like each other despite everything : D