Dude, last time he had a willing and rather friendly woman come up to him, she was an illusion… And a dried-up husk of a corpse. Can you blame him for being scared?
Jamilla kissed him once, but shooting her in the arm by mistake may have killed his chances there.
That said, I wholeheartedly agree with Talyn. Hopefully the blockhead’s chance won’t have expired by the time his brain finishes rebooting.
Eastwood did went through his personal hell, as did Virus if you catch my drift. He’s going to be a fucking mess until after the kill the spider demon. Then he can hit that.
AYE saw somthing like this coming a LONG time (over 20 pages im not gonna check) ago but it was the spider not a wasp they both have exoskeletons so i was close
haha yeah that got sad quick. sad in a good way for all of us ^^ he blew his chance but now lets see if Virus will end up on the chopping block. heads will roll.
It seems like the only people having fun are the weapon expert sociopaths. Too bad for Eastwood that the first cute female who shows interest is on the same day as another attractive female who scared him out of his mind.
When did Horatio get back? I hope he had good news.
Radicals are often more zelaous that puritans, for their hate towards Chaos clouded their reason and made them use Warp against Warp. These guys? Not radicals in my book
Wasp vs spider is a pretty traditional rivalry in nature. The wasp sting, paralyze, and lay eggs in the spider, and then you get real life “Alien”.
Which could be why Leyanna is getting all flirty…
The Xenomorph was based on a real animal. It’s a deep sea crustacean that grabs a cone jelly, lays its eggs in it and rides around grabbing prey and guarding the eggs until they hatch and devour the jelly.
Hunting wasps, not hivers like hornets or yellowjackets. Still awesome.
They’re more methodical than chestbursters, though, eating around vital organs after they hatch to prolong the paralyzed host’s life and prevent the meal from rotting until they’re big enough to eat all the vitals in one go.
It’s not exactly a pet, more like a pest they have to cope with. It saves money, and besides, they do need some excercise apart from watching adult TV shows.
Yes, but who feeds him toast and cleans out the ashes? You don’t expect me to believe he provides any more exercise than a cat or a ferret. And, what other than the mogwai or gremlin critters count as pets in a world dominated by sentient anthros? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1pvixy-HI
Wait a minute, everyone knows its just men who want sex, and women who react with comic indignation and cartoon violence at being flirted with. This woman is clearly demon tainted! EXTERMINATUS!!!
Playing Demon’s Advocate here, most demons-in-disguise or to-be often use the ever-ambiguous maaaagic to accomplish dastardly goals. This bee chick is definitely a weapons officianado (officianadess?) and although it’s plausible to think she has some magic-y lasers in her collection, she seems to handle the ones that wouldn’t suggest as such.
… Man she’s freakin’ hot. Did we all address that the bee-chick Leyana is hot yet?! Excellent. All seems to be in order.
I dunno man, bug women kinda weird me out. I dont have much in the way of standards, but at the very least I think a potential bedmate should have their skeleton on the inside.
A geez Lothar, maybe you should also talk about the toaster or all the porn Eastwood has on his computer. How about black mailing their boss, cause I am sure that could get any of your team mates killed. Maybe except Rogue.
Why do I have a sudden crave for popcorn?
i know what you mean, this is so hilarious to watch!
And ya know, Leyana and Eastwood are kinda cute together…wish it played out more.
Oh come on, the first willing woman to come along in so long, and you go with the ‘I need an adult?’ Get over it, and then get on it!
Dude, last time he had a willing and rather friendly woman come up to him, she was an illusion… And a dried-up husk of a corpse. Can you blame him for being scared?
can’t really blame him for that actually
She’s also obviously a gun crazy merc, which sets off other alarm bells.
Also, I’m trying to remember if there was ever a woman that came on to him that wasn’t either a seducer daemon, or said mummified husk.
Jamilla kissed him once, but shooting her in the arm by mistake may have killed his chances there.
That said, I wholeheartedly agree with Talyn. Hopefully the blockhead’s chance won’t have expired by the time his brain finishes rebooting.
Plus of course there’s the fact that he just had to deal with a major phobia in oversized form. He at least needs some time for his brain to reboot.
dude seriously after the trauma he has faced today, i can’t really blame him for saying “no”, or saying “I need a adult here (preferably Syrus)”
Eastwood did went through his personal hell, as did Virus if you catch my drift. He’s going to be a fucking mess until after the kill the spider demon. Then he can hit that.
I guess any woman with an exoskeleton is going to be safe from Eastwood, for a little while.
Yea I saw that last panel coming a mile off. Not the wasp chick flirting though.
Although that could become funny where he develops a series phobia of insect and spider like women and they all dig the hell out of him.
If you saw this coming, but were still glad when it happened, say AYE!
AYE saw somthing like this coming a LONG time (over 20 pages im not gonna check) ago but it was the spider not a wasp they both have exoskeletons so i was close
I think Leyana just became my favorite side character… Yes, I’m aware I’m a bit of a pig.
Eastwood! Listen to me bro! Whatever you do… DO NOT let her go reverse cowgirl! That stinger there? Looks like it’d hurt.
There it is. The first woman to throw herself at Eastwood and he CANNOT handle it. XD
haha yeah that got sad quick. sad in a good way for all of us ^^ he blew his chance but now lets see if Virus will end up on the chopping block. heads will roll.
Hm.
I can’t tell if Leyana is just messing with him or not.
Or indeed, if she’s doing both at once.
Time to purge the demon jumping heretic… ~
Delta – the answer is both.
Argh you should not make me laugh like that when I have a bronchitis !
I am typring what may be my last message while I am suffocating with uncontrollable coughing laughter !
In other words, great comic :)
Yay comic! :)
Now to only hope wasp-girl is not spider-girl. /Heavy’s voice.
And now true fear is known.
To someone. Probably. Probably not Lothar.
What? Eastwood has a sense of knowing his limits? I thought he didn’t have that sort of capacity! And you scream for Syrus, said rogering partner?
And Zuviel is quite close to the Assaulting-Lothar-to-shut-him-up line. Does he have more chloroform?
Ooow, come on! Leyana’s HOT, i tell ya!
It seems like the only people having fun are the weapon expert sociopaths. Too bad for Eastwood that the first cute female who shows interest is on the same day as another attractive female who scared him out of his mind.
When did Horatio get back? I hope he had good news.
Hahahahahahahah oh man Syrus is fucking screwed.
I think you used the wrong tense there.
2014?
Bah, an old template must have snuck in somehow. Updated.
Good grief …. Lothar did not just say that did he?
Phe-he, if these women (and Seb) are puritan, what are Eastwood’s team? No-fucks-giv-an?
Radicals.
Radicals are often more zelaous that puritans, for their hate towards Chaos clouded their reason and made them use Warp against Warp. These guys? Not radicals in my book
I’d hesitate to call them orthodox, though. Radical is probably as close a designation as there is.
With their record? Cainesian.
I’m thinking “slackers”. :P
Rather lax Amalathians, if anything.
I don’t know if I’d call them Amalthians. Can’t say I know of any Amalthians who’d engage in necromancy for the kicks.
Idiots
I wonder who would win, bee mercenary or spider demon
Wasp vs spider is a pretty traditional rivalry in nature. The wasp sting, paralyze, and lay eggs in the spider, and then you get real life “Alien”.
Which could be why Leyanna is getting all flirty…
The Xenomorph was based on a real animal. It’s a deep sea crustacean that grabs a cone jelly, lays its eggs in it and rides around grabbing prey and guarding the eggs until they hatch and devour the jelly.
Now I’m wondering if Syrus has a little xenomorph in him
Hunting wasps, not hivers like hornets or yellowjackets. Still awesome.
They’re more methodical than chestbursters, though, eating around vital organs after they hatch to prolong the paralyzed host’s life and prevent the meal from rotting until they’re big enough to eat all the vitals in one go.
I never thought I see the day when harry says no to a girl hell must be freezing over
Speaking as someone living in Hell, yes, in fact, we’re getting more snow on Thursday.
same xp can’t wait to shovel again. it’s not getting old I see O.o
It’s so cold in hell that the Soulthirster is wearing pants.
East has a women interested in him? What is this!? Go get her bro : D
So Eastwood isn’t into forward women?
Is this something she’s just pressing, knowing this? Or I wonder if she’s legitimately interested in him?
Somebody forgot to mention the pet toaster. Who takes care of that?
It’s not exactly a pet, more like a pest they have to cope with. It saves money, and besides, they do need some excercise apart from watching adult TV shows.
Yes, but who feeds him toast and cleans out the ashes? You don’t expect me to believe he provides any more exercise than a cat or a ferret. And, what other than the mogwai or gremlin critters count as pets in a world dominated by sentient anthros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ1pvixy-HI
Never heard of pet apes?
Wait a minute, everyone knows its just men who want sex, and women who react with comic indignation and cartoon violence at being flirted with. This woman is clearly demon tainted! EXTERMINATUS!!!
Playing Demon’s Advocate here, most demons-in-disguise or to-be often use the ever-ambiguous maaaagic to accomplish dastardly goals. This bee chick is definitely a weapons officianado (officianadess?) and although it’s plausible to think she has some magic-y lasers in her collection, she seems to handle the ones that wouldn’t suggest as such.
… Man she’s freakin’ hot. Did we all address that the bee-chick Leyana is hot yet?! Excellent. All seems to be in order.
Officianada.
I dunno man, bug women kinda weird me out. I dont have much in the way of standards, but at the very least I think a potential bedmate should have their skeleton on the inside.
It’s good to set personal bone-related standards.
Virus could just say the spider forced herself on him, I mean she did lock the door and wouldn’t let him leave
LOOOOOT of fanservice in this arc.
I think this gets said every comic but man… you are so good at drawing expression.
Thanks to the title of this strip I now want to see Lothar dressed as Deadpool
Leyana sure knows a lot about the birds and the bees, eh?
Okay, I think this comic went too far.
No woman of any species should be flirting with Harry.
Lothar, you know she’ll probably execute YOU too, right?
Dammit Eastwood don’t fight back, just submit
To who? The gun nut or the devourer of souls? Personally I’d go with the same option he is: “Neither”.
Gun nut
She got blue hair
Blue hair is purty
A geez Lothar, maybe you should also talk about the toaster or all the porn Eastwood has on his computer. How about black mailing their boss, cause I am sure that could get any of your team mates killed. Maybe except Rogue.