Heh. This idea always made me chuckle. There are a couple of slight inconsitancies, mind. First, naturally, being that my desk at work was never that clean. Not really my fault, or my junk – I work(ed) in a shithole of an office, and I wasn’t about to clean up their mess.
Second; the day you catch me willingly wearing a white shirt ever again is the day you die. :)

In other news…well, I don’t have any other news, really.

This is why I don’t post much, truth be told.