Everyone get comfortable, this new storyline is gonna take a while.
I have an update regarding a little rant about Japan that accompanied the comic two weeks ago. Thanks to some a reliable source (our ever-loving fangirl JuniChan) it turns out that the sinks in Japan DO have 3 taps on their sinks. “Hot”, “cold” and “drinking water” and also according to JuniChan it tastes funny.
I WAS RIGHT BWAHAHAHAHA!
Anyway because of this I now know that if this theory of mine was true, ALL my bat-shit crazy theories are true. These include:
1) Wallpaper if actually a living breathing creature that survives by sucking the radiation from our walls.
2) The notes pages in the back of game manuals are actually used by MI6 to carry secret coded messages about Japans evil death satellites of DOOM.
3) The worlds common sense supply is running dangerously low.
4) We can solve the forthcoming energy crisis by harnessing the power of Welsh sheep shaggers. The amount of static electricity from the constant humping and the Sheep’s wool from just 50 Welsh/Sheep couplings is 1000 times more powerful than that produced by a nuclear reactor!
5) And finally. I like cake.
Well that’s all from me, except to say IF YOU OWN A PS2 OR XBOX YOU ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO GO PICK UP A COPY OF BURNOUT 3. IF YOU DON’T YOU’RE A BASTARD DEVIL HEATEN!
This has been a “crazy man Lothar” announcemnt. Laters.
Edit, Friday 10th, 7:36pm: Congratulations to Mike “Gabe” Krauhlik of Penny Arcade on the birth of his son, Gabriel Aden Krahulik.