#440 – My Chemical Romance
Oh latey late late. Blah.
We must have some experienced wiki editing types in the audience, right? I know we have a bunch of Tropers out there, for instance. Well, after a few Q&As on EN lore in the comment threads, regular commenter Polymer started a rudimentary wiki. But he doesn’t much know what he’s doing, so go help him out and fill out those pages.
In that vein, here’s a citable bit about bionics that I had noted down earlier in this story, but then forgot to post when the moment came. An editor’s job is to make my crap encyclopedic, instead of the jokey conversation tone I always take.
So, last issue, Lothar drained his already-depleted energy reserves by using his blaster to bust through the door:
In my arm-cannon head canon, Lothar’s old blaster used removable energy cells. The downsides to that were that when they were depleted, that was it, so he’d have to carry replacements or do without. They were also heavier. In his new rig, the power cells charge off his metabolic energy, making them lighter and allowing him to rebuild a charge over time. But at the cost of increasing his daily caloric intake needs. The updated, more efficient technology of his limbs perhaps has a lower energy consumption to offset that slightly. But still, if you want to shoot blue-hot bolts of charged particles out of your hand, you better make sure you’ve had your Weetabix that morning.
Love Rogue’s “Seriously?” face.
Virus’ “freaking the fuck out” face isn’t bad either. Kudos to the artist.
Well, the upside is that a drink made of ground people is bound to have a better protein ratio than most, the down side is everything else ; )
Lothar should bottle it up and keep it with him. It’s like a Gatorade protein shake.
Hmm. Green, supercharges the hero. I wonder if there’s going to be a Popeye the Sailor reference soon.
Its kinda like a Spirit Bomb. Lothar is “absorbing the energy” of the people to help defeat his enemies. Just a bit grosser.
Is horse meat better than ground people? It seems you all may have been eating some. ;) I’m across the pond and I’m appalled at your regulations on ground beef. I mean EWW, it’s like the skankiest JTM patties ever!
A friend sent me here. I shall continue to watch the comic as it is good.
The regulation and labelling is a scandal, not cool, but I see nothing wrong with eating horse meat on general principle. It’s pretty hypocritical the way we eat some big dumb farm animals and not others. I had a nibble of hors(e) d’oeuvres at a wedding in the Netherlands, and I would eat the shit out of a cheval steak if I got the chance. And by the way, I live in Canada, so if I visit Quebec, maybe I will get the chance!
Thank you for reading, to you and your friend! I hope the artist’s ravenous craving for vile horseflesh doesn’t colour your opinions going forward!
You know what’s delicious? BISON. That is good.
Ooo. I bet it is, too. See now I’m getting hungry.
I used your cold-brew coffee recipe.I’m not sleeping tonight.
Personally I don’t eat horses on the basis that they already gave much to humanity, carrying people, helping in work, dying in wars, etc. while cows are… well bred for this very purpose… The fact I don’t find horse meat superior makes my conviction quite easy to follow ;)
Fair enough, rest assured I shall not be forcing you. But I’ll applaud you for thinking about the whys of it, instead of dismissing it solely because it’s outside the norm for your culture.
I have to admit, I didn’t expect the Soylent Green reference. Absolutely brilliant, that.
You didn’t? seriously? after all that talk about it?
Ok, for the wiki-to-be, anyone know how to give permissions to “all”?
I knew it! Cool-ade is people! spread the word!
Thank you Polymer!
D4NG 1T, CH3SSROOK GOT 1T R1GHT. W3 4LL R34LLY SHOULD H4V3 S33N TH1S COM1NG THOUGH.
If they didn’t want to be made into sugary drinks, then they shouldn’t have been so delicious!
ahahaha!Virus face in all panels is amazing!
And the last panel is the funniest.That’s sayed, but I’ll say it again.
Alan.the.best.master.of.expressions!!!
Poor Virus, the only sane man. Pity his madness is just mild.
…I’d probably just give a moment of silence for the liquefied townsfolk, then it would be all ‘drink up me hearties! Yo ho ho!’
Frankly, I just cannot find myself caring that that was people, I hope that’s just the disassociation with the situation.
I can’t seem to care either… which is probably because we weren’t introduced to the people prior to this.
Now if they said it wasn’t people but one of the minor recurring characters then I might care.
Is it wrong that I want to try some now ?
F**KING, CALLED, IT.
Yes, you did. Just like everyone else.
I sure hope someone picks up that phone then
I prefer real sugar, myself.
Yeah, Aspartame has no caloric value. I guess all the recharging is coming from the people.
love how lothar is like, dont give a crap but might have made it better with more aspartame while everyone is freaking out. also if the townspoeple were turned into cool aid why wasnt the director turned into it as well?
I’m guessing he was the mastermind behind it, but then reflected upon his horrific misdeeds after the event had occurred and decided to drown himself in his potent people pop!
This arc jsut keeps getting better and better!
Called it!
Soylent Green in a liquid form!!
In Mobius Russia, poison cool-aid doesn’t turn you into a corpse, your poisoned corpse turns into cool aid.
This is joyous occasion! Now Volg has drink to go with corpse starch!
Five bucks either virus is wrong or lot gar becomes or gets controlled by daemonic forces
TH4T ON3′S ALR34DY B33N DON3. R3M3MB3R TH3 T41K4N 4RC?
Anyone want to tell Loth that aspartame turns to formaldehyde when heated, or should we just hope whatever is in there doesn’t kill him?
Okay, I told Loth, and he was so scared! Formaldehyde is a scary word! But then he remembered that formaldehyde is a metabolic product of methanol, and you ingest more methanol (and therefore get more formaldehyde from) drinking fruit juice than you get from aspartame-sweetened soft drinks. He further recalled that the body produces formaldehyde all the time, because it’s essential for making DNA and amino acids. He was like Phew, glad I am scientifically educated and don’t overreact to scary buzzwords.
heh, loved this
science, bitch!
He could even use the formic acid from that reaction to clean all the metal bits inside. Shiny!
Can i get an enlarged shot of the second to last panel and the bottom three panels?. I have a joke that a few freinds must see. For the bottom 3 one keep the air bubbles please.
Ah virus tweekin out I see, yeah this is gunna be a bitch to explain to High Command.
Based on what I’m looking at, regardless of what it was before, what Lothar’s drinking can’t taste any worse than amino acids at this point. And, I agree, amino acids could always use more synthetic sweeteners. Anybody else want some ecto-cooler?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ISy3T1MU8
I have to say, I wonder if this is just a distraction.
I mean, that joke was so obvious, and the owner was not pulverized, either.
Guess I will let myself be surprised, if a) they are really Cool-Ade now, b) They are zombies, c) they are hiding from our heroes/ People who desperatly want softdrinks or d) whatever you guys come up with ;)
OH MY GOD I FLIPPING CALLED IT.
Seriously, look at the comments on the last page. I CALLED IT.
4ND 1 4LR34DY M3NT1ON3D TH4T YOU H4D C4LL3D 1T. 3RL13R ON TH3 COMM3NT S3CTION. TRY TO K33P UP.
Don’t blame them for judging Lothar. I mean aspartame is that fake sugar crap they use in diet soda. That’s just nasty.
I’m with Lothar on this one. I’ve been eating and drinking all this stuff that’s now thought to be horrible poison for the last half century. I’m not only still alive but I get a clean bill of health every year.
Well, that’s what we science nerds call ‘anecdotal evidence’: One person’s story doesn’t carry much weight, because for all we know, you might have just got lucky all these years, or there might be something unique to your physiology that makes you immune, or something else in your diet or lifestyle counteracted the poisons, or any number of things. In this case, your experience matches the wider research: that aspartame is safe in food-additive sized doses. But if your anecdote contradicted the wider research, we would have to side with the controlled, rigorous lab research and treat your experience as an ignorable blip in the data.
hmmm I’m not sure how his cyber-spare liver is going to help him on this?
Nononon.
He doesn’t HAVE a liver because he doesn’t NEED one
He’s just that badass
Lothar Hex is so badass he once ate his OWN liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. #LotharHexIsSoBadass
#HahaVirusUsesHashtags
#DoingItForLulzAndCoolz
haha, Lothar look like a kid in the last time ^&^
Oh, btw, our dear autors, I was need to ask you before. Well, how old is everyone from that inquisiteam (lol new word XD) ?
eh i’d drink it.
Oh, the expressions! The looks on each panel! It’s…..perfect! Theart work is superb as always.
Lol to Lothar, but a tthe same time I am pretty squicked. As well as them. Lothar is so squicky. My question is, though, is why did they do that? And how did they get all the people to come along quietly? They gas em, or something?
Damn Lothar you are crazy awesome : D
Damn Lothar how can you be so crazy yet awesome : D
And here is where Virus tried to plug my project… fuck, how stupid I was.