#420 – The Black & White Beast
July 29th, 2012 |
Lothar and Raye’s visa collection (see newspost here for details) is still open if anyone else wants to help.
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Its an even worse sign if the corpse is tap dancing.
Hmm. A Tapdancing corpse MIGHT be as frightening as a Tapdancing Rat.
And for that matter, what if the corpse is doing a Mime act? What level of sign is that?
HEY!
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That was a bit of a reference I was making. No offense intended.
If you’d like to know more about the tap dancing rat, here’s the source:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Amazing-Maurice-Educated-Rodents/dp/0060012331
Presumably that would signify the deceased was marked as an exalted of Yog Sethis, the Silent One.
But funny.
Damn that’s….. Way to obvious. Seriously, what did they expect to happen?
Ohh…. yeah… tapdancing corpse… That might be more ominous than laughter.
Oh, that’s not going to end well at all… o.O
Nice to see that he’s still whoring out to youtu- I mean Voodootube.
Well I think if there was ever a time to shoot like crazy it would be now.
i wonder what hes gunna do to his subscribers when he concurs the plant ??
damn keyboard and its orto correct plant => planet
Also concurs => conquers. And orto => auto. Don’t mean to be spelling douche, but if you’re gonna correct one thing, we may as well address them all!
So, no chips then? :(
Maybe after they deal with there current problem.
Their*
Oh just noticed: It’s a good thing Eastwood took the time to reload right after he unloaded on Morth on the last page. (That’s nice attention to detail on the artist’s part)
Well an empty gun is a useless gun after all. If video games have taught me anything, it’s that you reload every time you have a free moment because you never know when that extra bullet can save your life.
I like the alternate ending better :)
Well, considering it involves our protagonists NOT being in a situation where the shit’s hit the fan, a lot of people would think so too.
Must be a shout-out to The Avengers, where they went out to get a Shawarma… and are so dead tired from their bout against an alien invasion.
Now I’m imagining Rogue with a face prosthetic because he’s grown a beard for his next movie. (That was the reason they didn’t show Cap’s face in the shawarma bit.)
My imagination gives him a Bruce Campbell chin as a result of that.
…I kinda like my imagination.
Oh, I’m reminded of Elim Garak’s alternate moral to “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”.
“Never tell the same lie twice.”
No, wait. That’s not right. It’s the alternate moral from US Acres, which was part of the Garfield cartoon that I’m thinking of;
“Even liars sometimes tell the truth!”
Currently trying to work out how much shit just hit the fan.
In order to account for the copious amounts of excrements that just hit the ventilator, I think we could safely conclude that we need to think in cubic acres.
I do believe good sir that you are correct in your calculations. Indeed this shalt take weeks to clean up.
You’d better be careful.
There’s so much that Hercules has been missing since yesterday. We also can’t see the roof of the stables anymore!
Augean Stables reference, nice. The Classical Greek myths weren’t all heroics and monster slaying! Sometimes they were just about shovelling shit.
Ack! Someone kill the creepy badger-spider! *hides behind Virus*
well. thats…i seriously do not see how they are going to get out of this one. also, love the Shawarma pic XD
Chip shop.
You know… I was actually expecting the alternate ending to be the actual ending XP
… … *wishes he could hit the like button*
It would be fittingly anticlimatic. And therefore hilarious.
But I guess they preferred to go the dramatic route. Well, okay, given the last panel it’s not entirely dramatic, but you know what I mean…
I loved Morth’s “exalted form” when it was first presented (and wallpaper-ized shortly after, wasn’t it ?) I am glad we get to see it in action ; )
I’ve got a niggling feeling that Morth is going to be defused by some other lie that comes right the fudge out of nowhere.
Am I the only person that noticed Daemon Morth has man boobs?
Looks like the lower part of ribcage to me. It’s covered by the evil laughter so we can’t say that for sure yet, but as it seems to widen downwards makes it rather much like man boobs.
It’s eally in comics like this you get to really appreciate the quality of the art. Morth’s transformation is some of the best drawn stuff I’ve ever seen on Exterminatus Now. Look at that shit eating grin when he first transforms, and then just… wow.
Why does he transformer into a pattern-like One Winged Angel form when he used Demon blood from a Cerberus (A massive dog). Shouldn’t he have become like that instead?
might have to do with that he has the sign of the patterner on his hand and he probably only used the energy of the blood to power it to transform himself.(just a wild guess wel need to wait for virus profesional awnser.)
Pretty much. The ichor of the Cerberus was just a catalyst for Morth’s transformation – he’s still an agent of the Patterner, and that influences and informs his newly ‘ascended’ state much more than the means by which he transformed.
And Eastwood was right, the blood would have killed anybody else. Anyone who hadn’t already earned a god’s favour.
…well, if Lothar still has any cunning plans left, now would be a great time to instill one.
Also, that alternate ending panel = genius. That should be a wallpaper, methinks. XD
Oh great we now have a monster badger and he is naked. Thats never good.
Seems like a typical day on the Internet.
So much for a three headed badger. Oh well something will go wrong as usual when someone tries to think of a cunning plan to get rid of Morth.
How did he go from Douchebadger to Badterner?
… I don’t want to know.
However, that was the best line: “Uh, the corpse is LAUGHING”.
Shoot the camera!
“NOOO MY SUBSCRIBERSSSSS”
would be a good way to get his attention though.
I don’t think that’s something they may want right now.
RUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAYRUNAWAY!!!!
What about those goth kids who sacrificed a couple of chickens? There’s bound to be people who see this and go “COOL!”
KNEW IT!!! FREAKIN’ KNEW IT!!!
‘Usually’?
…So, conversely, there are occasionally times where a corpse laughing IS a good sign?
Case in point when a laughing corpse is good for the short run- when Dr. Yue was killed on Dune, and he effectivly laughs at the Baron… But he got killed…. Yeah. There is no time when a moving corpse ios EVER a good sign.
Rule of thumb then- if you killed it, and it’s laughing, kill it again. Harder.
I dunno, if I told a joke that was so hilarious it made a nearby corpse spring back to life just to laugh at it, I’d be pretty damn pleased with myself.
Course, that’s assuming it went back to being a corpse afterwards. But that could be just me.
The Site’s Banner…
It CHANGES! o.o
…. Yes… And?
It took you this long? Realy?
… Are you a new reader?
No..
In fact, I am a really old reader. Just never noticed the banner faces before. O.o
Mephisto and Tangible: don’t be dicks.
Meira: It’s meant to be subtle, so I’m pleased to see someone get that surprise. Silversword first implemented it (randomly swapping out Rogue for Wildfire during her storyline) without telling anyone, and it took the rest of us a while to notice. I think first I heard was when someone on the forum pointed it out.
Like, I know, it took awhile for me to notice it and then I thought that my eyes where playing tricks on me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAND he’s alive -.-
(and thats 3 websites that use gravatar i know of)
Well, we’re fucked.
Without lube I might add.
“On a scale of one to ten, how completely fucked are we?”
“Eleven, roughly from behind, without lube, without cessation.”
For hours, and hours, and hours.
Hmmm……
*Like*
/Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap/
*Ah, sweet! You finally did it! That’s awesome! Do some magic dude, I’ve got a Fernex cult waiting for the proof!*
*And get a better connection, the livestream’s shit.*
haz anyone else noticed that at the first pages east haz blue eyes but now he/she (YOU NEVER KNOW !!! ) just haz a dot i noticed cuz i was gunna read it for a second time over
They’re still blue, I just rarely draw them big enough for it to be visible. Observe.
Yeah. Morth is just glaoting now.
East, you sod. Go figure.
Wonder how many likes Morth is gonna get.
If there was a like button on this page I would press it for Morth : D